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Lord of the Rings: Samwise Gamgee

by Joseki Ko on Sep 12, 2017
Chain Stories

DISCLAIMER: The story is a fictional parody - it's not true, nor is it approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled that...

When I Was 21

by SamScribble on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

I think The Kingston Trio said it first. But then Frank Sinatra said it more eloquently. It was Frank who moved it from the major key to the minor key. Brilliant. 'When I was twenty one, it was a very good year. A very good year for city girls who lived up the stairs.' And, yes, not only did the city girls live up the stairs, but - as Frank observed - the...

The Memories of Trees Ch. 04-05

by cheesy80s on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

Collin's trip to Las Vegas back in 1997 was courtesy of Mira MiLady's Oven Roasted Chicken. One of his guilty pleasures in life was reading Inventor Today magazine, a publication that could almost be considered trash pulp for the MENSA crowd. It's glossy pages were plastered with badly pixilated images of new invention patents juxtaposed to articles on how t...

Neighborhood Dad Ch. 18

by LittleHenry on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

Someone suggested that I should change categories if I were changing subject matter, but I think doing that with Chapter 17 might have caused some readers to miss it. People got used to seeing the series in Mature, so I'm going back to that setting now. ***** A few days later, five of us piled into Richard's SUV and headed off for the Blue Ridge Mountains....

A Somali/Yemeni Wedding

by Samuelx on Nov 26, 2017
Interracial Love

It was just another Saturday night at the University of Calgary, on the surface. The fact that it was the weekend meant little, for the bustling urban campus was always full of people. The local Tim Horton's and Starbucks stayed open late, and with good reason. Tonight, there were quite a few strangers on campus. Men and women of all hues who had come from a...

BBW Maria

by SamScribble on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

A few days ago -- well, last Thursday to be precise -- I was on my way to the station when something interesting happened. It was one of those days when it kept threatening to rain but never quite did. The sun was out, but the clouds were gathering, and there was a fresh breeze. I was just about to walk past the main entrance of a building that houses an ad...

The Trophy Wife Ch. 03

by Gary_Alexander_2 on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

My name is Amy Howard, and my life sucks. I'm twenty-two years old, and my husband has lost all interest in me. He's been saying a lot of nice things about his ex-wife lately, and I'm afraid he's going to go back to her. If they're not already sleeping together. I had sex with my best friend's husband. It was my fault more than his: I was teasing him merci...

Second Chance at Love Ch. 02

by andy_r_14456 on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

Fran still has feelings for Fred, her husband, who has been living with one of his students. Jeannie, Fran’s cousin, likes Roger. FRAN AND ROGER BEGINNING OF THE WEEK On Monday, Fran put in a full day of work at the pediatric clinic. She was tired at the end of the day. She showered, changed in to a pink nightgown, ate a light supper: soup and sandwich, an...

Selling

by SweetOblivion on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

"If you were to sell me one of your chickens, dear lady," the middle-aged man smiled at the woman behind the barrow laden with chicken pies and morsels of roasted chicken. "I would surely enjoy the memory of it." "I am just basting the next batch, sir," she responded listlessly, without looking up, "They will be finished soon, but do talk to me while I prep...

Pool Hall Foreplay

by DreamPisces on Oct 15, 2017
First Time

"Come oooon," I begged, my fingers brushing teasingly over the zipper. "I told you, we can't," was the response. "My brother will be home any minute." "I can do a lot in a minute," I shot a coy smile as my fingers dipped inside the front waistband. A sudden intake of breath and then a hand closed over mine and pulled it away. "I said no! Is this all you t...