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Revenge of the Pothead Ch. 01-02

by SevMax2 on Sep 14, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 1 My debt to society, the sons of bitches called it. Did I borrow the pot or somehow damage my neighbors by using it? What a load of horseshit! I got my ass busted by DEA thugs, arrested, charged, tried, convicted, and sentenced to LIFE in a federal prison for "trafficking in narcotics". As if that stuff was for anything but my own personal use. I w...

A Long Time Coming... Pt. 03

by Jckpnsvg on Jan 14, 2019
Loving Wives

Morning came as morning does, the slow rise of the sun upon the eastern horizon, the gradual brightening of the day and the quickening of life to meet the day. My waking up was shocking, about 45 pounds of excited 4 year old landed on me in my sleep. For most people this might of been a near normal thing, but given my recent history, it almost scared me to...

How to Pew Vol. 01

by Todd172 on Jul 17, 2018
How To

I answer a lot of questions on military issues so I thought It'd be fun to put together a few primers on it covering different aspects. Since this is pretty narrow -- based on my experience in US forces, there is a lot more to cover than I have, so feel free to throw in comments with your own thoughts, or even put together a specific primer of your own, that...

Revenge of the Pothead Ch. 02

by SEVERUSMAX on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This story was written by myself on another site under the pen name of "Col. Jack Harrison". I was jolted out of my slumber by a telephone call. I got up and saw a number that I dialed before on my caller ID. I had a headache, but I wasn't going to let that stop me from answering THIS call. It was from the head of the Republican Front's South Charleston br...

Scrabble Ch. 2

by CiscoAncon on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

As I walked to the closet to grab the game, I knew that this was a bad idea .. But I just couldn't help myself. The Rum had tasted so good numbing me just a little and Syndey's sheer presence and energy was beginning to overwhelm my logic. I went back to the living room, Sydney was sitting there as sweet as could be, batting her innocent eyes and sipping o...

Jack Bauer Adjusts to Change

by Dinsmore on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Mr. Bauer, I..." "Jack. Call me Jack." "Yes, well, Jack! I can't say I'm pleased to have you coming back to work at UMMSDPU. I fought to..." "UMMSDPU? I'm sorry, I thought this was CTU---Counter Terrorism Unit?" "That just shows how out of touch you are. Since the President officially ended the War on, ah, well, you know the 'T' word, that awful word is...

Conceal Me What I Am Ch. 02

by Stultus on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

In Chicago, I made a point of being the last one off of the train that early morning. My two small bags were all ready to go, as was Sean. How and what he packed, if he packed and where he packed it, I'll never know and probably don't want to know. After my recent adventure in the sky, I wanted to make good and certain that some Deseret B-Team wasn't now lin...

Economic Growth Via Lie Propagation

by Occamspiledriver on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays

After reading Toxico's essay I felt it needed a response of far more than what one could squeeze into the comments sections. The essay seems filled with misconceptions about America. Let us start with racial issue. Does racism exist in America? Yes, it does but so does it most everywhere. Look at the riots in France by Muslim youths over their treatment by...

Driving

by cantdog on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Part One: The Real Rules There are so many laws of the road that people seem to be, well, confused about which parts of the code are the most important. And I do hate to see somebody, especially somebody just in front of me when I need to get somewhere, suffering from confusion. So I've prepared this little guide to help these benighted people out. No need...

Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...