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Russell Crowe is a Centaur

by heatmisergirl on Oct 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I was in bed reading the news on my phone last January when suddenly I sat up, my heart pounding. Australia was on fire! That's where Russell Crowe lives! With shaking hands, I examined maps of the wildfires. There was Adelaide, where I had distant cousins who owned an RV dealership. And, ten hours along the coast, was Copp's Harbour. Russell's home. Right i...

Cruz Cruise Cruz

by Emmah on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

The title of this article should more properly read: Cruz Cruise Cruz. That's because it's about a Cruise sandwich. Here's how to make one: put a tender Penelope on the bottom, her scrumptious sister Persephone on top and some hot Tom in the middle – simple and delicious. There have been other Cruise sandwiches in the past but this one wasn't Tom's idea....

The Dummy's Mind for Females

by cashcrunch on Sep 12, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I recently posted the Male Mind for Dummies. If you haven't read it, it was a rant, intended to be ironic and sarcastic, about a generalized male perspective. I did not intend for it to be considered a universal declaration of the male perspective of the entire human species. I got into a discussion with some colleagues at a Christmas party about these relat...

Local is as Local Does

by bad_hobbit on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Author's Note: When I first published this (I hope) slightly humorous little paper, it was just to answer some ill-informed anonymous critic, and explain to readers why I used the words I did in my stories. Little did I realise that it would raise more feedback from further afield than all of my stories put together! I've had comments from people from the U...

Backfire

by Blue88 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The place was beginning to fill up with the after- work crowd. The noise level had risen and people jostled each other at the bar, yelling out their drink orders. In a back booth a man and a woman sat across from each other, nursing their second (or was it third?) martini. Angela Rizzo was a dark haired beauty in her early 40s, but with a bitter twist to her...

Bimbo Ch. 04

by Svenskaflicka on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"At least he made you come," says Sam. "Yes. Several times, too." "So what's the problem, then?" Sam takes the pasta of the stove and pours the water out into the sink. He has invited Ellenor over for dinner, and he has made his specialty, 'tagliatelle con funghi e spinacchi'. "I guess there IS no problem," says Ellenor. "I got what I wanted. So why am I...

Raunchy Russell

by BgMma on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

It was a long walk home, but Rhyley was looking forward to the downtime it afforded her. Working as a waitress was tiring and coming home to an empty flat was depressing. The only real reason she looked forward to the walk was her unusually realistic daydreams. Any time of the day or night, she could have the most startling erotic visions the would rival the...

The Cancelled Flight

by Just Plain Bob on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

It's eight-thirty p.m., the outside temperature is sixteen degrees, there is a foot of snow on the ground and I'm in my bare feet running for my life. All because I like to kid around at work. That's right! I was just kidding around and here I am hoofing down the street with my shirt and coat in one hand and my shoes in the other while behind me a voice i...

Sonia's Weekend Break Ch. 04

by Dokhian on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The three of us sat in the living room in front of the television. I sat in a comfy arm chair to the right of Fiona and Tony, who sat together on the sofa, Tony being the closest to me. The movie was a western. It seemed interesting enough and well made but my mind was somewhere else. In actual fact, it was on the big hard cock that lay in between Tony's le...

Sonia's Weekend Break Ch. 02

by Dokhian on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I stepped inside the house past Tony and into the hallway. Fiona closed the door behind me while Tony followed me into the kitchen and took my travel bag. "I'll just go and put this in your room." He said, and rushed off upstairs. I helped myself to a cold beer from the fridge and sat down at the kitchen table. Fiona came in and sat next to me. "Looks li...