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From Coptic Egypt With Love

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Apparently, all Arabs are Muslim, that's what some of my friends and classmates seem to believe. That's news to me, because the Coptic Christian community is very much alive in places like Syria, Egypt and Lebanon, even though we're constantly hounded by Islamists. My name is Marianne Shafik and I'm the daughter of Egyptian immigrants living in Ottawa, Ontar...

Unwilling Models

by AllTheseRoadworks on Apr 29, 2025

UNWILLING MODELS: BUSINESS BIMBO Author's Note: The three linked "Unwilling Models" stories will all be brought to CHYOA - but you can read them in a premium format, and support their creation, by buying my e-book She's Got The Look, which includes all of "Unwilling Models", the short novella "Meagan's Modelling Contract", plus...

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How to Survive in a Foreign Country

by Aurora Black on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Copyright Aurora Black, May 2006 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. Author's Note: I am not eligible for this contest, but I'm glad you stopped by. In writing this How To, I'm assuming that you're a citizen of the United States. Everyone else, sorry. The following may still apply to you, however. We'll see. Tha...

Zero Day Exploited Priyanka Ch. 07

by astuffedshirt_perv on Nov 28, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

An incessant knocking pulled Priyanka Dorjee out of her sleep. She glanced at the clock, seeing it was almost eight, and with a groan she staggered to her feet. She opened the door to see Amy, bright eyed and cheerful. "Hi, wanna get some breakfast?" "How are you even alive?" Amy shrugged. "I just slept it off, it was just beer. I had the best time! I ca...

Ad Men

by Charles Petersunn on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This story is inspired by and modeled after a television show, Mad Men, appearing on AMC. However, nothing that happens in this story has happened on the series. Please be advised, the story is quite sexist as it describes a very sexist time, just like in the show. It's a satirical look at advertising and ads. Please note, all characters are at least eightee...

No Future Ch. 86

by bradley_stoke on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

LXXXVI The Food of Love Psychlone 2108 No one could ever doubt it. This was by every possible measurement the biggest gig of Psychlone's professional life so far. It was the biggest blast he'd ever had, even including the first time he had sex. But Psychlone wasn't making a penny from it. Not even a measly grand or so. And the other acts giving it out were...

The Town of Mable

by Largetalons69 on Apr 22, 2025

Mable is a small town, existing on the outskirts of Colorado. Its just like most towns in other states and parts of the world: cultural, productive, and financially capable of holding its weight in the grand scheme of things. There is something that most visitors would find peculiar, the town has a very low population of men; just a little under 2%. But the...

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Save The Earth. The End Is Near.

by andtheend on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Earth Day message to help save the planet. Earth Day message to help save the planet with conservationism and ecological efforts changes from help and hope to doom and gloom. "Save the Earth! The end is near! Save the Earth! The end is near! Save the Earth! The end is near!" Charlie proudly and resolutely held up his signs, while marching back and forth,...

Coco Dynamo Ch. 01

by therealultimatedarkone on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

Ben was laying in bed with his lover. They had finished a grinding, heavy-petting-filled, make-out session which turned into a nap. He was in his underwear, she had on a pink thong with a little bunny on the front and candy striped stockings, alternating white and red bands covering her shapely legs almost to her pelvis. She woke soon after he did and presse...

The Vargas Girl

by dalton_rick on Aug 31, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This story is a sequel to "The Battery" * Veronica was a client referred to me by Karen, a friend of mine. My name is Rick and I am a photographer working out of a studio in my home. I used to do mostly weddings and grad photos, but since my friend Joan convinced me to do Boudoir photography for her I have had a number of new clients interested. Now before...