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Demons' Home Ch. 16-19

by akbunny on Jul 15, 2020
NonHuman

CHAPTER 16 I was on review and advised that I did not have permission to execute any warrants. Instead, requests from the media poured in. This was unexpected, but what surprised me even more was the emotion coming from Ezra. It wasn't extreme by any means, but it was for Ezra. Regardless of the lack of healthy sleep, every morning I had the opportunity to...

Paging Leslie Thompson

by fanfare on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

*************** 'Sorry Honey but first served, first come.' *************** Authors Notes This Story qualifies as Inter-Racial, Romantic, Erotic Couplings, Group Sex with Creampies, Humorous Innuendo. Even a hefty dose of poetically verbal BDSM and my favorite, Lesbian Action! So...M/F. F/M, F/F, M/F/F No adolescents were included in any possible confi...

South Mountain Pack Ch. 06

by pocketbooklover on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

I would like to thank hcsd1719 for his help in editing and offering encouragement. Again, there are no actual sex scenes, since the main characters are underage. All italics indicate communication through the mental bond. Please remember to vote and comment, I appreciate all comments and feedback. Thank you. "MINE," shouted Alberto as he ran towards M...

The One

by Spencerfiction on Sep 11, 2017
Loving Wives

"Alan? Alan Palmer?" I was miles away daydreaming over a cup of coffee in the hotel lounge, I guess. I had just closed my laptop and was thinking about my wife of twelve years, the mother of my three children, the images of her in her lover's usual room, early afternoon on a Wednesday. She was currently sucking her lover's dick, trying to get him up for one...

In The Land Of The Amazons

by fmcchris on Sep 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Troy had fallen. That once noble city, Pram's glory and the jewel of Troas, would no longer sing her proud songs under the gaze of Mt. Ida. Betrayed by a wooden gift, the invention of the cunning Odysseus, she now lay ashen and desolate, her spirit and her people vanquished by ten years of war and Greek treachery, bringing death and destruction upon all. I...

Correction Correction

by bondanon on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

It worked! I obsessed more and more about my psycho-sexual correction experience; eventually I determined to try to repeat it. I had trouble coming up with a suitably serious yet reasonably victimless crime which would fill the bill, until one day the solution arrived in the mail - jury summons. I look forward to jury duty, and unlike many, I'm disappointed...

Spermator

by fmcchris on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Triethylene X," the doctor began as she pointed to an image on the screen depicting a complex chemical structure, "is a neurotoxin that was developed by NATO and its allies several years ago to be used in war. It is an airborne toxin that causes severe neurological damage to all animal life. "Three months ago the chemical plant in Saudi Arabia that manufa...

An Affair of the Heart

by laffalot on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

Prologue I couldn't sleep. Lying in the darkened room, staring up into the blackness, and listening to the steady, even breathing of my husband asleep beside me, I could only think about love. There are so many songs about love, but for every one of those songs that celebrate love, there is another song about heartbreak and love lost. I was lost in thought...

Business and Pleasure Don't Mix

by Slirpuff on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

"Let's see, shoulder length dark brown or black hair, medium build, dark eyes, mid to late thirties and I think five foot four to five foot eight should be about right," I thought to myself as I filled out the questionnaire. "Good sense of humor is a must and intelligent was a no brainer;" I laughed to myself at the pun I'd just made. "Needs to speak a secon...

Biphobia

by SlaveMasterUK on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Horror

Author's Note: This is a story without a point. This is unusual. Most of my stories have a purpose beyond their ostensible text, some deeper inner meaning beyond the erotic foreplay. They usually carry a message. This story carries no message. It is not trying to change the world. It is not trying to teach anything to the reader. It is just a bit of fun. F...