In these times of overvalued new cars and bleak employment outlook it pays to know how to buy a used car. Most of us are only three paychecks away from homelessness (finding the ideal location for a cardboard box will be covered in a future article). Because of this 'state of the union' being prepared to downsize from an SUV that burns premium unleaded gasol...
It was in the middle of a clothes shopping trip that Jon suddenly decided that we would go to some car showrooms and have a look at some new cars. Not that Jon was thinking of buying one, it was just to look - and for Jon to show-off my ass. The first one that we went to had a big showroom with lots of cars ranging from small ones to big 4-wheel drive vehicl...
Foreword: Several years ago, I got laid off from my tech job. I took a job as a car salesman because that was the only job available without experience. On my first week, the dealership sent me to short training class. Halfway through the class, the instructor announced that we would have to pay for the training out of our own pockets. That was rather shady,...
As winter turned into spring that year, Katie was in the market for a new car. She has wanted a Jeep ever since she was a little kid and decided that it was finally time to treat herself. Car buying seemed like the perfect opportunity for some exposure to me. Unfortunately, Katie did not initially agree. Her point was that she did not want to set a precedent...
Jennifer is my sorority sister and we're both in our freshman year at the university. She saved enough money to buy her first car, but her dad demanded to go with her to the car dealer. He said that Jennifer wouldn't be able to negotiate the best possible price because she was so young. When Jennifer told her dad that she'd rather go by herself, he laughed a...
Sue and Steve have been together for five years. They both have been married prior and consider themselves lucky to have found each other. Sex has been terrific and always look to spice things up. They have a long distance relationship but are able to spend weekends together. Sue is excited that Steve is coming to visit her at her condo for the weekend. She...
Master and His wife Cherry walk into the human pet store one day. T/they have given it A LOT of thought and decided that T/they are finally ready for a human pet of T/their own. A salesman greets them, hoping to be of assistance. "May I help You in any way?" the salesman asks. "Yes," Master answers "W/we would like a human pet of O/our own. W/we have giv...
On the way home from the dojo, Tommy passed the car dealership where he'd seen the 4 X 4 pickup. He had quite a bit of time before he needed to be at work, so he pulled into the lot, parked his parents' car, and walked over to the truck. It was bright red, had jacked-up suspension and huge tires, an extended cab, even a chrome roll bar with lights on it in t...
I woke up as the light was now streaming through the window. Ann was still curled up asleep beside me. I looked at the clock and it was 11am. I slowly crawled out of bed so I did not wake Ann and went to the bathroom. I stood naked looking in the mirror and noticed the various bite marks and bruises on my body. It had been a wild 2 days with our friends. I...
I've always been a very sexual person. My husband realized this and since then has encouraged me to continue to have fun as along as I let him know what I'm doing and even let him watch (smile) if he's around. I was very reluctant at first because I felt I was happy with my sex life. One day when we were coming home from a friends wedding and staying over...