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Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...
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MrLightningStar
on May 13, 2020
Reviews & Essays
If we reeeally take a look at the history of the world... Erotica has always been at the forefront of art's beginnings in every culture's rise.
From Bawdy folk songs, Egyptian erotic poetry, Ancient Greek sculptures, to Renaissance paintings, to Japanese woodblock canvases - it's even in the Bible! Go read Songs of Solomon!
Today, we have the biggest and...
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secrets2729
on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Dear Reader,
Nothing beats a Stephanie Plum novel for pure guilty pleasure. Full of humor, mystery and a heat that sizzles just under the surface, Janet Evanovich's books never fail to lift my mood and make me laugh. If you have never read a Stephanie Plum novel but enjoy humorous, sexy women's lit or chick lit, I hope my humble fan fiction fantasy will sen...
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You and I are here for a reason: smut. I write it, you read it; maybe you write some of your own as well, you poor masochist. Smut is a good thing: it lets us live our naughtiest fantasies without fear, effort, or the money it would take to get a girl to let us do THAT to her. It makes us happy. And, of course, it makes us horny and hopefully aids in the rel...
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MidbossMan
on Apr 22, 2025
Introduction to the Rokkenjima Incident and H.I. Player:
October 5, 1986.
A raging storm swept over the tiny island of Rokkenjima. Upon this island lay the western-style manor of Ushiromiya Kinzo, the head of the wealthy Ushiromiya family. A day earlier, the children of the Ushiromiya family arrived to take part in a yearly family conference, bringing with t...
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Darkniciad
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
Welcome, gentle readers, to a special Earth Day episode of LST3K!
Today we have a tale dredged off a 3.5 floppy found buried in the bottom of a box, in a garage. I applaud my reader who had the tenacity to hunt this up, and the balls to show it to another living being.
Although, I'm still twitching a bit from the first time I read it. I'm pretty sure I'm g...
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GratefulFred
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
Chapter 1
Traveling down the back roads of Internet Porn I was on a quest...a mission. I was lost in a state of mind...scouring over pages and pages of amateur pornography forever in search of that one great ultimate cum shot - that majestic facial imprint - The "Mona Sleaza" herself.
'Twas many years ago when I saw her milky covered smile and from that po...
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MidbossMan
on Feb 16, 2020
Fan Fiction
Introduction to the Rokkenjima Incident and H.I. Player:
October 5, 1986.
A raging storm swept over the tiny island of Rokkenjima. Upon this island lay the western-style manor of Ushiromiya Kinzo, the head of the wealthy Ushiromiya family. A day earlier, the children of the Ushiromiya family arrived to take part in a yearly family conference, bringing with t...
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Alexabeckylover
on Oct 29, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Well, funny man?" Becky Lynch asks you again. "Why are you so tired?"
You try to come up with a lie. After all, Becky Lynch is your favorite SmackDown superstar, and you don't necessarily want her to know you've just come from sleeping with another one. You have to think on your feet.
You come up with a solution. She calls you funny man, right? You'll ju...
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CeliaisAliena
on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
[Author's Note: A bit of a post-modern lark, this one; or maybe not? The feedback is entirely fictitious. In the real world, comments are still welcome and appreciated.]
Alexa drained the last dregs of her morning coffee, almost grateful now to be alive, if not perhaps to be awake, and sat down to check her email.
She was greeted with the usual barrage of...
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