Santa Claus Stories

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We Witch You a Merry Christmas

by Cybotic on Jul 15, 2020
NonHuman

We Witch You a Merry Christmas Viki swept the last bits of lint and dust into the dustpan. Emptying the dust into the trash, she set the broom carefully to the side and started unpacking the box of books. Owning a brick and mortar bookstore in an e-book economy was a tough go, but Viki thrived on challenge. It was time to go home, but Kelli was still in o...

Santa Receives His Gifts

by bikedude766 on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

Well, another long Christmas night has just come to an end. And it was a very long night of toy deliveries. People just don’t seem to sleep during the night like they used to do. It gets hectic being Santa Claus these days, trying to avoid late night partiers, all-night workmen, up-too-late kids, and newer home security systems. It’s hectic and tiring. One t...

Mrs. Claus is Coming to Town (Audio)

by AaronTraugott on Sep 14, 2017
Text With Audio

This is an audio version of my work. It is read by sensualsharon. * * * * * Click Here to listen. (26 min/mp3) * * * * * I'd thought I'd share with everyone why adults, not just children, should be good all year round, and to believe in the magic of Christmas. Since I was a little boy, I've always believed in Santa Claus, flying reindeer, the whole ten...

Dear Santa, Good, Bad, or Naughty?

by andtheend on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Mrs. Mary Christmas-Claus writes Santa to tell him she was very naughty on Halloween. Dear Santa, Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to town. He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice, Santa Claus is coming to town. He knows when you're sleeping. H...

Prisoner S. Claus

by lindiana on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Cut the crap, buddy. My partner and I have your file. Your list of aliases is longer than my arm. Kris Kringle, Santa Claus, S. Nick..." the officer droned on. "Actually that's Saint Nick," he pointed the error out politely. "Whatever. Look, you aren't some do gooder if you have all these aliases. Admit you broke into the Smith's house to rob them then we...

Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful

by TandemDildo on Aug 7, 2018
Humor & Satire

Christmas time was in full swing but you would never know that from Christina's house. It looked like it did throughout the rest of the year, simple but elegant. Also, not a drop of Yuletide at all. Not that she hated Christmas; far from it. Christina was single and did not care to be reminded of family and togetherness. She simply would ride the day out lik...

Rotic: The Erotic Elf II

by My Erotic Trail on Sep 15, 2017
Illustrated

It was the night before Christmas and Santa was in the house, slumped over his desk with his calculator out. Pressing buttons to add and subtract, calculating probabilities to be exact. For a problem had arisen with the evening's route; time and distance left too much room... for doubt. He pulled his long white beard and rubbed his eyes, then Santa sat back...

Wanted: Good Paying Job w/Benefits

by SusanJillParker on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

This is a Winter Contest story, please vote. All characters portrayed are over the age of 18. There are no characters under the age of 18. * Offering Bob a job, Kris Kringle comes to the rescue to save the day by offering Bob a job. Dear Santa, I've been bad, very bad. I punched my boss in the nose at work and quit before he fired me. After allowing my...

Santa's Helpers

by Zakharov on Nov 26, 2017
Anal

I've been a mall Santa Claus for five years now. This year has been no different. Well, there is one difference. Up until now, every year the elves and Ms. Clause have been local volunteers, mainly retired people. They are usually a friendly bunch, but this year, things were different. Here's what happened. So for the first day, I show up, expecting basical...

Santa, All I Want For Xmas is a Job

by andtheend on Sep 15, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

A letter from the unemployed to Santa Claus hoping for a job. Dearest Santa Claus, I'm sorry, Santa. Maybe I asked you for too much last year, when I asked you for what I'm asking you for again this year. Since I didn't receive what I asked for last year, by asking you for the same thing again, I was hoping to receive it this year. Maybe I was expecting to...