Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year and so exciting that on 24th December 15.23% of the population finds it difficult to get to sleep. 15.23% of adults that is. Sandra was one of that 15.23% and was still tossing and turning as the clock struck two when she heard a noise from below. She climbed out of bed, and as she crept downstairs, said to he...
Like virtually every other rational adult on the planet, I had always assumed Santa Claus, and his workshop at the North Pole was a silly, fictional construct intended to gently encourage kids to be good and adding a little mystery to the otherwise decidedly commercial holiday. Like many myths, however, there were a few kernels of hard truths tucked away, bu...
Santa slid down the chimney at 82 Parkside Lane at approximately 1:52 AM EST December 25th, and walked right into her trap. Totally unaware of and unprepared for such vile deception, he spent a precious moment lovingly admiring the tree decorated with tiny colored lights and fragile glass ornaments, and then he surveyed the stockings hung off the mantel, st...
It was Christmas eve when Ellen finished wrapping the last present and put it under the tree. Mike wouldn't be home for at least an hour and Brent, their four-year-old son, was already tucked into bed for the night. "The longest night of the year," she mused aloud, fondly remembering her own childhood Christmas eves. Then with some amusement she wondered w...
Let me introduce myself, my name is Amanda, I'm eighteen years old, and still live at home with my mother and younger brother Bryan who is seven. This is a story of how Christmas took on a whole new meaning for me. Our Christmas tree was lopsided, with a few bald spots, and even looked more pathetic with the few presents under it. However, it was all my mo...
NOTE: Happy holidays to adults. Anyone else shouldn't be reading this. Stan sat down at his desk and began typing. "Dear T Man, Thanks for your e-mail telling me how to download big tit clips from newsgroups. It was most helpful! I've got quite a few on my hard drive right now. God, did you see that one where the black guy with the big dick really gi...
Mike felt sorry for his neighbor, Kim that lived across the street. She was a single mom and had just lost her lucrative office manager job and was now working various part-time holiday jobs at restaurants and stores until she could get her resume out and get back up on her feet. To make matter worse, her car was in need for some serious repairs and apparent...
"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse." Well, in her house, Kandy was the only one stirring. She was wide-awake because of back pain and trying to ignore it by surfing online. Her two dogs and her husband Mathew were sound asleep down the hall. Christmas Eve is a time to spend with family, ho...
Finela carefully squeezed the pastry bag. A fine line of red frosting slowly oozed from the tip to outline the sugar cookie on the stainless table in front of her. "Damn! This is the ten millionth cookie this year. Why can't they give me something better to do like making toys?" she thought. "But then that old fat fart is totally chauvinist. 'A lady elf's pl...
All the candy and toys, for the good little girls and boys had been carefully loaded into the sleigh and, for the last time, Santa Claus was checking his list, actually a long printout from his huge main-frame computer. It's a fallacy that he only checks it twice; the monitoring is an ongoing process. It has to be because sometimes a little boy or little gir...