It was the night before Christmas and Santa was in the house, slumped over his desk with his calculator out. Pressing buttons to add and subtract, calculating probabilities to be exact. For a problem had arisen with the evening's route; time and distance left too much room... for doubt. He pulled his long white beard and rubbed his eyes, then Santa sat back...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, only beautiful young Sadie was stirring. She was sitting before the fireplace giving her baby his 2 AM feeding. As the cooing infant suckled, the beautiful young mother reflected on the good fortune of her life. Blessed with physical beauty, Sadie was a total dream girl. An all natural, pure plati...
Heels clipped marble flooring as Debs browsed rails of lingerie; silk, satin, lace and cotton. Mid-December and it was way past time for the obligatory Christmas shopping so what better gift for Paul, her boyfriend, than something skimpy she could wear to tease him with. Having selected a couple of items, a dark red corset with matching garter belt and a ga...
That's right Santa Claus was a dame and I can prove it... See it happened last Christmas eve at the club I use to dance at. Oh I looked so hot that night too, damn it feels like it was only yesterday when Me and Shirley; she's my room mate and we did really well dancing that night when we decided that since we were dressed in sexy Santa dresses we would go t...
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed indulging in sexual activity are 18 chronological years of age or older. Any resemblance between these fictional characters and actual people is completely intentional and meant for parody. Reviews are welcome, flames will be snickered at. This was done as a request for someone and it's dedicated to them. They know who...
******************************** Proofed and edited by Brootforce ******************************** It was that time of year again; time to get the suit out of mothballs and dry cleaned, Nick thought to his self. He headed up the rickety stairs toward the attic, pushing the cobwebs out of his way. He reached the door and rattled the doorknob, causing the d...
It is Christmas Eve and Santa's workshop in finally settling down from the frenzy that had taken place in order to make sure the big guy was going to leave on time. In fact the craziness of it all put him ahead of schedule. Santa decides to make a final check on his sleigh himself. As he comes upon the sleigh there are two elves sitting on it. It is at this...
Santa slid down the chimney at 82 Parkside Lane at approximately 1:52 AM EST December 25th, and walked right into her trap. Totally unaware of and unprepared for such vile deception, he spent a precious moment lovingly admiring the tree decorated with tiny colored lights and fragile glass ornaments, and then he surveyed the stockings hung off the mantel, st...
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house only Santa was stirring as quiet as a mouse. He came down the chimney and looked all around with a twinkle in his eye and his belly big and round. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care and the tree was delightfully trimmed and prepared. He smiled at the gewgaws and little statuettes of el...
Tony Tinsel looked at the veiny, long toy in his hands and felt horny. He walked over to the window and reflected upon his surroundings. He had always lived here in the desolate North Pole. Here with the famous ice. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny. He watched the snowflakes come down, looking at his own reflection in the window. H...