"Why don't you get me another beer," Levi suggested as Sarah Palin licked the last drops of his hot, sticky come off her lower lip. She nodded silently and got up off her knees to head into the kitchen with some difficulty. He watched her naked ass sway out of the room and grinned to himself, knowing she was sore from the prodigious plowing he'd just given h...
Locksmith Ned Kelliher handed Gina the key and she asked would it work. He cackled and said technology was rather unremarkable in those days. "Of course it will work. I like you showing everything in that red dress. It's the one you had on in last night's film on TV, wasn't it?" "Yes Mr Kelliher. Be careful your eyes don't pop...you are staring." "Oh I'm s...
You can't miss my house. I have probably the only $20,000 house on a $10 million piece of property in the country. It's a gray, clapboard bungalow surrounded by palm trees and native grasses on the beach in Naples, Fla. Every house around mine is at least three times the height and 10 times as gaudy, everything either post-modern or peach-colored. My neighbo...
A gorgeous friend, whom I dearly love and who I know is hotter in every way than Sarah ever thought of being, but who keeps me at arm's length, had the original idea for this story and for much of the humor. She didn't want her name revealed, however, so I'll just say thank you. She knows who she is. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DECEMBER Sarah banked her old B...
Juliet Huddy was sitting at her desk at the Newscorp offices in New York City when her computer alerted her of an e-mail on her personal account. She smiled to herself when she saw it was from Sarah Palin up in Alaska. Opening it a huge smile crossed her face as she read it and suddenly she felt a moisture building between her legs. Sarah had reminded her t...
Six O'clock came quickly and the Palin's were the first to arrive in the living room. Todd and Track were both dressed in black tuxedos. Sarah had her long dark brown hair up in a twist and was wearing a floor length black gown. It had a slit on one side from hem to mid-thigh, sheer black stocking were visible when she sat down. From waist to bodice were bla...
"What have I gotten myself into now," Levi Johnston muttered as he parked his truck in front of his apartment. He'd just asked Bristol to marry him, and now they were stuck. Soon it would be all over the news and there'd be no way out. He unlocked the front door and dropped his backpack in the hallway despondently. He could feel the noose tightening around...
As Gina climbed the stairs to the loft with Nathan she asked, "Did your wife and her boyfriend leave your house in good condition?" "Yes, surprisingly tidy. They even did the dishes and put them away. She left me a message on the bedroom dresser mirror in lipstick: 'Fuck You for Ruining My Marriage'." "She blames you?" "Apparently so." "Is the divorce un...
Next day Charlotte organized a phone conference call of all board members. She said Gina had excused herself citing possible vested interests and then outlined the doco Gina had organized. The majority of board members agreed to underwrite half the cost of making the documentary. Murray instructed Charlotte to make sure she was involved in preparing the appl...
Morning cam way too early for everyone and most of the guests didn't stir until late morning. The majority of the Palin clan was up when one by one the guests came into the kitchenette looking for coffee. By early afternoon everyone was wide awake enough to begin to feel human again. Todd and Track got the large fishing trawler all decked out and gear stowe...