It was dark here. Too dark, really. So, she clapped her hands and a rosy pink flashlight appeared in them. She flicked the switch and the light came on, showing the tiny dirt footpath she’d nearly missed in the dark. This was why she hated coming to Hell. All those rumors about Hell being a mass of burning souls were bunk. At least in this area. Satan was...
Lucy knelt on the ground in the corner of her small room lit only by two large white candles on either side of an antique wooden Christ. She made the sign of the cross, clasped her hands together in front of her chest and lowered her head. She prayed for the wellness of her family and success in her career but most importantly she prayed that all went well t...
“What is wrong oh great one,” Snark, a small blue demon, asked as he looked at his boss. The giant red creature sat slumped in his throne with his head in his hands, as a pretty blonde with a nazi tramp stamp choked on his massive red cock. “Look at the state of the world,” Satan said conjuring up a picture. Soon clips of the world came into view: Fox News,...
Witches and wizards never die. They are here now and are here to stay. ...And so is Satan. Warlocks, Wizards, and Sorcerers #1, 2, and 3 Taking this naming of witches a step further, in the way that woman can be witches, men can be warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers. How else can one explain the explosive success of Simon Cowell, Ryan Seacrest, and Randy Ja...
"Hell Night, you say?" "Yes, Father Satan, quite the night of hell." "That does have a certain ring to it, Abaddon, my son." "I thought of it!" Abaddon's twin brother Apollyon blurted. "No matter, my sons. We now have a plan! Of all the holidays on earth, I hate Earth Day the most. A day to celebrate the wonder of life and the planet? What the hell is up...
His first sensation was one of motion, of floating forward through no power or will of his own. Hot, humid air assaulted his face and chest and privates, which he suddenly realized seemed to be totally naked. The air was so moist and burning he could barely breathe. He noted that his body's lighter than air movement was not quite smooth, but rather jerky,...
You are Sharon Abrahamson, a teenage girl who also happens to be a Satanic cult member. You have been ordered by your cult leader Vladimir to assist in the summoning of an Archdemon to bring about the Apocalypse. Your task is to find three females who would willingly sacrifice their lives for this event. Under normal circumstances this would be a non-issue,...
Witches and wizards never die. They are here now and are here to stay. ...And so isn't Satan. Founded in 1623 with a population of about 41,000, as taken by the 2010 census, Salem, Massachusetts is a city in Essex County of about eighteen square miles. Nearly all the homes are more than one hundred years old and there are many houses that are more than two...
This is meant to be my own idea of humorous fiction. All beings involved are at least 18 years of age. No villagers were hurt in the making of this story. I apologize right now to anyone who finds blasphemous my attempts at humanizing the deity. I hope you enjoy this tale. All comments are welcome, and votes are appreciated. Thanks for reading me. ***** Cu...
(A Gothic Setting) He walked quickly down the street, rushing past the darkened houses on this, the dreariest of days. Necessity drove him this night, on his errand all too important. The most importance in essence. He paused on a street corner and looked up at the sky. Useless...the sky would be no comfort tonight. Large black billowing clouds rolled acro...