A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend with weed is better. A friend with breasts and all the rest, A friend who's dressed in leather. - Placebo's "Pure Morning" The song quote above spawned this ultimate stoner fantasy back in my college days. Some of you might question if such a topic belongs in the romance section but I didn't think it...
It was after midnight when Michael walked into the house, the smell of burnt pizza and margaritas slapping into his nose. He shook off a cold shiver as he shrugged out of his heavy coat and ran the snow from his wavy brown hair with his fingers. He could hear his sister, Sarah, and her friends cackling down the hall in her bedroom and felt the irritation he...
A note to readers: This is a long story that unfolds chapter by chapter through the eyes of two protagonists – Mark and Elsa, and as in many of my other stories involves a growing spate of horny characters. Every ten chapters or so I will provide a short summary at the start of that episode to bring new readers up to date. This story could appear in a number...
One day Eric the Weenie was coming back from a NASTY (National Association of Saddened and Tampered Youths) meeting when he saw a whorehouse. Eric wasn't the prettiest apple in the tree, so he doesn't get laid a lot. He's so Ugly, the only girls whoever look at Eric are bulimics because he makes vomiting more easy. Since he was right at a whorehouse and feel...
NOTE : This story takes place in an alternate Buffyverse, a few years in the future. Faith has remained with the Scooby gang, and has become Buffy’s secret girlfriend. Dawn is now at college and Willow and Tara are still together. Spike is still evil and some of Buffy's past adversaries are not as dead as she thought. ++++++++++ The day was getting worse b...
Spoilers: Everything from "Lovers Walk" on is fair game. And I have mixed around the facts to suit Spike's. . .er. . .my story's needs. Summary: This follows "Idle Fancy". Spike comes back to Sunnydale for what he left behind. Takes place during Season Four before "The Initiative" Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. Background...
The company I work for flew me to corporate for another course, something about sexual harassment, correcting my attitude and crap like that. Apparently, I had been over heard once again making some candid off colour remarks about some little skank running around the office in a short skirt that best could be described as a hot pussy in a belt. She would alw...
Sebastian gulped as he stared at Annette. She was definitely an amazing dancer. Especially the way she twisted and ground the back of her body against the wall. It could make a man drool. He looked on as she stared at him with a saucy grin and crooked a finger beckoning him towards her. He moved to her until they were pressed tight against each other, chest...
When I was 21 I had it pretty damn good. I was in my Junior Year at Penn State, making pretty good grades, had a hot girlfriend and a good crew of buddies. I was a pretty lucky guy, because on this Branch Campus of Penn State, there were like 5 guys per girl and most of the gals weren't very pretty. My girlfriend was awesome. She made me awesome since I was...
Why couldn’t they hold Scooby meetings right after school when it was daylight? No, we want you to go tromping through the neighborhood. In the dark. Alone. All by yourself. With the demons. Willow grumbled to herself as she traversed Sunnydale’s park warily. Her eyes darted around, taking note of her surroundings. There weren’t any other people on the well...