Scotsman Being Understanding Conan Obrien Stories

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O'Reilly's Bastaird

by PAPATOAD on Dec 23, 2019
Romance

A Wine and Old Lace Story "Gavin! You have to get moving if you are going to get to McIntyre's by noon." "I got plenty of time, Mom. Don't worry about it. I still don't know what they want with me. Father usually takes care of all the legal matters. I never wanted to get involved with all that paperwork and such." "I know. I know, but they insisted it was...

The Alien, Report 017-018

by Seawolf7739 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Report 017 One Must Suffer to Make Amends To Headquarters Science Exploration, Alpha Centauri; From Mission Commander Zed of the SS Venus, Star Date 5990, and New Order report number 010. There is no doubt in my mind that Louise needed to be punished for her transgressions against me. It was now time for Louise to receive her punishment. I brought Shankar...

Who is 'Mr Who'?

by EgmontGrigor2019 on Feb 26, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 1 Beaten and bleeding profusely, Drystan Boland was left to die on the roadside. His two attackers who swooped into his remote campsite at night, took everything: his camping gear, his Jeep and even stripped him down to his underpants. Regaining consciousness, he lurched along the rise to the country roadside and fell back into unconsciousness....

Southpark's Kyle Literotica Lesson

by RacheleRFranz on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

la la la"I can only give you everything I have" la la la "I know there's angels by your side. If I could be the perfect man in your eyes, I would give (anything?) to be a part of your life." la la wow hey Clay Aiken, thanks for the..umm, song in the background while I write! very inspirational! clap clap clap A trip to Hawaii? I LIVE in Hawaii! But I am a...

Her Birthday Treat

by Minni91 on Sep 19, 2017
BDSM

Kaydence climbed in her little Ford Fiesta in candy red, her mum had helped her pay for it 3years prior for her birthday. It was the last thing her mum had bought for her before she passed away. Kaydence had not grieved for her mum properly, she had got stuck into her university degree and ended up with a 2:1 in Criminology and Law. She had successfully appl...

Conan and Zula Teach Jehnna Anal

by shadoblivion on Jun 18, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This is obviously a fantasy of a fantasy. I don't own the rights to these characters. Everyone is 18+. ***** Princess Jehnna, Conan, Bombaata, Akiro, and Malak have just come upon a warrior woman named Zula, who was being held captive and also attacked by some villagers. Conan noticed that she was holding them off, but eventually she would grow tired and...

Fifty Shades of Spray

by Dr_Vril on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

For a superficially distant and cruelly sardonic man Conan Steel was a surprisingly generous and attentive lover, at least away from the Rumpo Room. There he is the hammer and she the anvil, he dominant she submissive, but here on the king-size bed in the master bedroom of his exclusive luxury beach front villa in Fleetwood they are equals. He is gently fing...

Conan and the Modern Woman

by brian473317 on Dec 25, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Conan the Cimmerian walked down the deserted alley grinning to himself. He'd just spent the night guzzling ale and enjoying the charms of at least two wenches serving at the tavern. While neither one of them were great beauties, they both made up in curves and enthusiasm what they lacked in perfect features. He strode confidently through the morass of detri...

The Fitzgeralds Ch. 01

by SargonofNukkad on Apr 1, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** DISCLAIMER - THIS IS AN EROTIC FICTION THAT DRAWS FOR OVER A CENTURY ACROSS THE UNITED STATES. ALL CHARACTERS INCLUDING THOSE HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICES ARE FICTIONAL. ANY RESEMBLANCE IS PURELY CO-INCIDENTAL. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~°°° It was the summer of 1869. The blood fest that was the...

Fifty Seven Varieties of Grey

by Dr_Vril on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

'O' For Men The hum of the kazoo signified that the vigorous working in and out of the strap on dildo up Conan's arse had breached even his high pain threshold. Alexandra, still mindful of the occasion he had left her trussed her up for hours in darkness, gave one last sphincter stretching thrust before withdrawing the ersatz member. It was coated with rect...