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How to Make Turkey Soup...Naked?

by SusanJillParker on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Please give me the support of your vote. * Just turkey. This how to story is just about turkey and how to make turkey soup...Naked? Be honest. Being that this is Literotica, you wouldn't read my How To story if the word naked wasn't in the title, now would you? Am I right? So, staying true to the title, How to Make Turkey Soup...Naked, whoever makes this...

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 02

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

As usual, any and all comments and feedback are welcome as long as it's creative. Red Beans and Rice This is a meal my family has at least twice a month. Not only do we love it that much, but it sure beats the shit out of pizza every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I don't generally serve it with a bunch of sides unless I'm serving a crowd, so at the...

Sexual Magic

by perfect_munachi on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

In the life of every married couple comes the time when sexuality has the taint of over-familiarity, which is commonly relieved by the exploration of other options, such as different partners, rubbery appliances, Tupperware, role play and technical supplements of various types, or a combination of all these. We will not claim that our marriage has been an ex...

Food and Sex TV Ep. 01

by GuessImJamie on Mar 18, 2020
Humor & Satire

FOOD and SEX TV - Episode One - Caribbean Chicken "Today on Food and Sex TV we are going to make a Caribbean Chicken Jerk with Rice. Cook it in a single pot. It's quick, it's easy, and it's delicious," said Skyler into Camera One. "Jerk," said Naomi smiling into Camera Two, "like in jerk-off?" "No," the beautiful black haired, mocha colored twenty somethi...

Taken at a Party Pt. 01

by johan26 on Sep 11, 2017
Loving Wives

I had been pursuing Noele for awhile. After several dates I had only gotten as far as a kiss. I decided to go for it one last time and asked her out to dinner on a Friday night. To my relief she said yes and sounded excited to go. So was I! I felt like it was finally going to be my night. I had already spent close to $1000 courting her but I decided to doubl...

Parasols Magazine - Cooking for Two

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Valerie Elswell, Editor In Chief of Parasols magazine was watching her favorite soap opera when an extremely annoying commercial began. She switched the channel and happened across 'The Cast Iron Stomach,' a cooking show on Channel 12, a local inde...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

In the Vineyard Ch. 11

by SLC-Ohio on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Miles took the highway back to the winery, and the drive was faster, but less scenic. When they arrived, he drove past the parking lot and pulled into the little lot, parking next to his truck. "The good news is," he said to Ana, '"No one is here." "Aren't you closed?" "Yes, but I mean no one else - no Jimmy and Brandon, but they're going to see Jack, I...

Nigella Ch. 01

by movies_maidens_n_manmeat on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Chapter 1: Dear Nigella To Nigella Lawson, food writer and TV cook. Dear Nigella, When I watch you on TV I can’t help dreaming away. You always look stunning to me with your long, chestnut brown locks and that sexy, coy smile; a hot woman who loves to eat and knows the way to my heart and other parts of my body. I am considered a tough guy (translated in...

Community

by Tara_Neale on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Nanny's house was a small, two bedrooms, wooden framed one near a cotton mill. She and my great-grandfather had worked at the mill. Back in those days, the companies felt it was best to have workers that lived near the mills. They built what was called mill villages, dozens and hundreds of basic houses near their plants. Then they sold them to the workers, t...