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Next Door Fitness

by Mr. FeelGood on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

It is a typical Friday night for Roxanne and Danny. The young married couple who have been sweethearts since high school both get home from work, shower, get dressed, and go to dinner. The pair arrives at their favorite restaurant and orders their usual meals. A large salad is soon placed in front of Roxanne and plate of pasta is set in front of Danny. Roxan...

Hi Sexy

by Mike Apthorp on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Candy and her boyfriend, John, had been working for several days cleaning out the downstairs bedroom. It had belonged to Jim, Candy's older brother. Jim had gone off to college, and Candy was eager to get his room, since it was larger than hers, and easier to sneak back into the house if she was out too late with John. John did most of the heavy lifting and...

A One Night Stand

by JBEdwards on Dec 25, 2019
Romance

Tattooed, green-haired Joanie meets a capitalist tool **************** I knew traveling over the holidays was going to be tricky. Airplanes fly full, and 'weather happens,' and then flights get canceled and there's little room on other planes for the travelers who got stranded. Nevertheless, I had to go. I had promised my parents. It's a tradition in my...

Shirts vs Skins Ch. 02

by throwaway_1986 on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

With the team uniforms determined, Dave and John dressed in their Camp Wakanaki t-shirts, while Gina and Melissa were half-naked in their underwear and blue camp shorts, the four camp counselors got their match of soccer under way. John, unsure of what to do, quickly retreated to the trees that marked the goal post on their side of the field, while Dave dove...

A Sordid Affair Pt. 02

by Greatdeu on Jun 2, 2020
Loving Wives

She ran home that evening and left important work on her desk. By morning, she was sitting in the human resources office, shaking while recanting her tale that matched the tone of several other incidents that were swept under the rug. Harvey was too much of a liability, and he was immediately 'let go.' Management merely moved him to another location across...

John Trevore's Burrito

by Algonquin Twit on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Welcome to Taco Haven, may I take your order please?" the voice rang out of the talking taco speaker. "It is hard to believe the volume of shit-for-brains burritos you have created,"the driver of the SUV shouted back. "Excuse me, did you want to order now?" the voice clanged. "My sense tells me that you are just another dog damned closet queer, even thou...

Debbi's Mirror

by FoxxyLady on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Debbie wanders around her place, thinking about doing her yearly clean up. She notices a box in the closet. She calls it "the toy box". It has always been is behind everything in the closet. She opens it. In there she has the dildo, vibrators and sexy lingerie. Debbie tries on her favorite and wonders when was the last time she had it on. It is a black lace...

Good Customer Service

by gustav_jorgenson on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

John and Madeline were an upper middle class couple in their mid 40's. John was an executive at a financial firm and Madeline does political consulting. They loved to eat out and had been frequenting one particular fine dining restaurant named Charlie's for years. Last year, a young woman named Nancy started working there as a server, and she quickly became...

April and John Ch. 01

by sensuallycreativeduo on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is our first attempt at writing erotica and we would appreciate any feedback you may have. We would like to thank Lindsey Marsh for his assistance in editing our story. "Sometimes a girl just needs something more, and sometimes the man needs someone new and different." * "Come back to bed April, please," Tyler whined as I grabbed my apron from the d...

Crack Whore

by Arianne on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

She walks slowly out of the shadows to the sidewalk. It's just about time for the bars to close, so there will be a lot of horny men driving up and down the street soon. If she works everything right, she just might make enough tonight to hold her over for a few days. Passing a closed shop, she catches a glimpse of her reflection in the window. At 22 she s...