One day, I was walking along the street. I had just been dumped by my girlfriend. I looked at my life and saw I had amounted to nothing. I was just sitting at home when my mom, who i still live with, asked me to pickup her new ipad. I wouldnt have gone if she hadnt said it was for me to use aswell. I was just walking home with it now. I arrived home and took...
John Doe has created a serum that is capable of freezing people in time. He also has a ray gun that can control the mind of anyone, and he always wanted a collection of the hottest celebrities so he decides to go ahead and add some celebrities to his collection. What shall he do next?What's next? Actress Model Singer/Rapper Rules Collects some human furnitu...
Another day begins in the life of Sam, as he leaves his messy bed onto his dirty carpet. He’s in no way a slob, he just can’t be bothered right now. He packs his bag for uni as he sighs to himself “maybe I can work with Kiara today... maybe I can... make a move?” He almost swooned as he said that. There’s not one moment he doesn’t think about her, and not an...
There is a legend, of something that can satisfy anyone. The Pleasure. Not much is known about it except, it grants the best sex imaginable, forever. To collect it, one must free all 25 divine mistresses and bring them to the divine temple. Some people think the story is true, some people think it has to be just a tall tale. I however, think it's complete bu...
Trouble with my Trade is that all who work in it are alike. Although we are on our own all day we get to be pissed off after about a three-year period and change companies, although the job "Is the same shit but in a different bucket", I think its because we get bored with the same ol' maintenance and servicing, and look for different sites, recepionists!, (...
"Hello?" Lynn answered the phone, cautiously. "Lynn McCloud please!" A woman on the phone asks. "Yes, this is she! Um, well…" Lynn sat on the edge of the bed, un-easy and nervous. Glancing around more at mental images than the room. "Mrs. McCloud, this Evelyn Lawrence of James, Franklin and Beard, attorneys at law. We were pleased to hear you have arrive...
My contribution to support the April Fools 2020 event. If you want to whine about me or any of my stories, be forewarned that I gave up caring about whiners for Lent. I have to tell you that it feels so good that I may adopt it as a new lifestyle. It only takes a few seconds to delete a rant, so please don't spend more time than that writing it. If you need...
Eros Technica customer support line. Your privacy and satisfaction are 100% guaranteed. Calls may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. "Hello, my name is Misty how may I help you?" "Hi Misty, I'm calling in regards to problems with my underwear. I can't get it to co-operate." "Oh dear, let me see how I can help you with that. Do you know the model...
The early May afternoon sun shone through the windows of the Oval Office. President Gene Mastorum sat back in his chair and dozed for ten minutes between appointments. His aides knew better than disturb these quick siestas: between the duties of the Presidency and campaigning for re-election in 2016, his ability to catnap was one of the few things that helpe...
CHAPTER ONE A wife vanishes This is the first chapter of nine. There is no sex in this chapter. It was the last minute problems that prevented Matt leaving his office at the usual time. Most days he could be relied upon to be home at six forty-five, to be welcomed by his wife of four years Elizabeth, and a well cooked meal ready to be served usually around...