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Seinfeld

by Rick Dean on Aug 30, 2017
Group Sex

"Holy Shit!!" exclaimed Elaine Benes as she opened the door to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment!! There to her dismay were her three good friends, Jerry, George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer all pleasuring themselves on the couch! She could see plainly that all three men were naked and furiously masturbating up a storm as a cheap porno movie played on the television....

Seinfeld Visits Literotica

by MacDuke on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Did you ever wonder about those extra buttons that come with suits and sport coats? You know the ones in a little plastic bag in the inside pocket? I mean what's that all about? Does the tailor think we can't find a small black plastic replacement button costing one penny when we need one? I mean you all have a special drawer in your armoire with all these s...

Seinfeld: To Save The Friendship

by theloop979 on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

George has been dating a girl who has been ill and unable to have sex. As a result, George found that as his consumption of sex has decreased, his intelligence increased, with his mind having more time to ponder other subjects. Elaine suffered the opposite predicament. Her boyfriend, a medical student, was desperately studying for a licensing exam he failed...

My Master and a Guest

by HumveesAreFriendly on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

My Slut wrote this to me... Watched Seinfeld...episode about Jerry buying Dad a new car. I tried to go to sleep...started fantasizing instead. Thought about you telling me to go to a hotel, and get the key at the front desk. As I walk into the room it is dark, but the door shuts behind me. You start taking off my clothes, once I am nude you tell me to assu...

Confessions

by Sannion on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

They were laying on the couch, watching an old rerun of the Seinfeld when Bill leaned over and whispered, "What turns you on?" "You do, honey," Lisa said, rubbing his thigh. "I'm serious." Bill clicked off the television, and sat up. She rose as well, and smiled at him. "So am I. You're the most incredible lover I've ever had. You know all the spots that m...

Pass Me the Festivus Pole

by patientlee on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Pass Me the Festivus Pole: Group gift exchanges. As Frank Costanza from Seinfeld would say, "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." Pass me the Festivus Pole, and listen up. Takes Festivus Pole This year, the number of group gift exchanges has gotten out of hand for my family. I appreciate that it's an attempt to limit the number...

How to Spot Arousal in a Woman

by Selena_Kitt on Sep 11, 2017
How To

I have extremely temperature-sensitive nipples. A slight breeze blows by and the girls stand up like doggies begging for bacon treats. Which invariably makes Mr. Kitt's eyes light up. Every single time. I could have been shivering on the deck of the Titanic and he would have noticed my nipples getting hard in the cold. Seriously. My inner comedy stage sport...

Clean but Crude Ch. 07

by BrentCrude on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

I'd been lounging in the shallow end of the pool for a while, expecting Beth and Pia to join me any minute. I was glad to have the heater going so the water was warm. I hate swimming nude in cold water. Like George said in an old "Seinfeld" episode, men experience shrinkage, and even though I didn't have much to worry about in that area, cold water isn't con...

A Secret Revealed Pt. 01

by pregnantex on Sep 26, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I looked into the mirror of my bedroom and adjusted my tie, trying for a second time to get it lined up with my belt. My son had his middle school jazz concert and I was getting ready to make my appearance. Beth, my ex-wife, was certainly going to be making an appearance, and for some reason, I felt the need to show up well dressed. Seinfeld was on in the b...

Mexican Vacation Ch. 02

by Vagabondx on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

Lisa & I on Vacation – Part 2 The Next Day The door shut and I sat there strangely alone wondering what the hell just happened. Don't get me wrong – it had been exciting as hell and I had enjoyed every minute of it. I saw the light flash off under the door and muting the TV, I heard nothing coming from the bedroom. I reckoned they had actually gone to slee...