Seinfeld Soup Recipe Stories

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How to Make Turkey Soup...Naked?

by SusanJillParker on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Please give me the support of your vote. * Just turkey. This how to story is just about turkey and how to make turkey soup...Naked? Be honest. Being that this is Literotica, you wouldn't read my How To story if the word naked wasn't in the title, now would you? Am I right? So, staying true to the title, How to Make Turkey Soup...Naked, whoever makes this...

Parasols Magazine - Cooking for Two

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Valerie Elswell, Editor In Chief of Parasols magazine was watching her favorite soap opera when an extremely annoying commercial began. She switched the channel and happened across 'The Cast Iron Stomach,' a cooking show on Channel 12, a local inde...

My Health - 1780

by Zeke503 on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

I did not choose to write this story. I feel like I was possessed by this eighteenth century woman whom made me write this. She stopped me while I was working on a series of stories which I felt was nearing its end and would not let me go back to it until I finished her story. I mean, she wouldn't even let me write a complete sentence of my story during th...

Lynn and Leif Forevermore Ch. 18

by mich80new on Sep 15, 2017
Interracial Love

*** Finally, after a week, he knew he had to go back to his place. "No....I don't want you to go Leif!" she cried when he was at her door with his guitar, and the duffle bag containing her clothes. She sounded like an adorable, spoiled little girl. He didn't want to go either. "Hey, I don't want to go either Lynne, but I've got laundry piled up. I'm...

The Worst Chain Story Ever Ch. 08

by damppanties on Sep 11, 2017
Chain Stories

Note to reader: This is a chapter of the WORST Chain Story ever – my attempt at trying to write a story worthy of the worstness inflicted on you by the people before me. It is meant to be a humorous take on the Romance part of the chain. It would have been in the Humour and Satire category if it was not a chain story. Now read, and have fun. * * * * * Magd...

Dora Does Dinner

by smysecret on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A food documentary in the style of the Loving Wives forum. This story is satire. No endangered species were consumed in its production. It has no redeeming social value whatsoever apart from sending up the unconventional lifestyles of Loving Wives. If that is not your cup of tea then please read something else: Shakespeare, the news or even The Naked Chef (...

Doctor of Desire Ch. 05

by LargoKitt on Sep 19, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Chapter 5: A Recipe for Sex Gertrude Morgenstern didn't like to go home. The Crestview Memorial Library, with its antique oak tables and tiffany chandeliers was more home to her than the three room flat she rented out in Walpole. Yes, Dandy, her tuxedo cat was there, but as cats went he was about as indifferent as he could get. Oh, he liked to be stroked an...

Denial Ch. 01

by Exogenous on Sep 11, 2017
BDSM

Dedicated to my one and only, my beloved Master who inspires so much in me in all ways. After a pleasant dinner of hot, homemade soup and biscuits on a cold, winter night she rose from the table and took their bowls into the kitchen. As she came back to the table to take the soup pot he reached over and caressed her ass. "Good dinner, baby. You've never ma...

Culinary Delight

by alexcarr on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

When I volunteered to take part in the local amateur dramatic society's new production of South Pacific, the drama turned out to be so much more than acting the part. Although I guess, after what developed from that, sexual role-play could be considered as a form of acting. In the play I needed to develop a convincing American accent which Marie, who reall...

I Got Stung

by komrad1156 on Jan 6, 2020
Mature

"So are you gonna ground me, Doc?" the P-8 pilot asked. "Sorry, my friend. Three days. Mandatory. And I'm writing you a prescription. That's one nasty mess you've got going on up there, and until it's cleared out, there's no way you're flying anything." "I knew something was going on. I just didn't know it was that bad," the young Navy lieutenant, junior g...