Seinfeld Stories

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Infinite Scroll

A Trivial Pursuit

by Bluesmanii on Aug 31, 2017
Group Sex

"Forfeit! Forfeit!" the girls cried out in unison. Jack had just answered a question from the deck in the category GEOGRAPHY, incorrectly. As with most questions about rivers in the "Trivial Pursuit" game, the answer was likely to be "The Amazon" and he ignored his instinct and, instead, replied "the Nile". Now he was in denial! "But...But... that was a TR...

Dear Electra

by SNAGuy on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

What kind of mind would come up with something like this... Dear Electra: I'm writing to say that all is forgiven, and that despite our little 'problem' I eventually did have a good time with you last Monday. No doubt that, given enough healing time (and drying time!), I'll look back on our time together and see nothing but the humour of the situation. Wel...

Petting Party Ch. 04

by magmaman on Sep 15, 2017
Loving Wives

{Sorry this is not "stand alone" that's a lot of typing and I'm lazy. The first 3 chapters brings the story up to date, this setting is many years later} Sharon and I together. We were happy. Gone were the accusations, yelling. The one time swap at what had started out as just a petting party with our friends Sonny and Lori had become old history. Just so...

Is There a Doctor in the House? Ch. 03

by RockStarGod on Nov 21, 2017
Group Sex

"Erik, I think it's time you and Tara and I went to the bedroom. Would you lead the way, please?" Dr. Janet spoke to Erik, her patient, after giving his fiancé, Tara her first (as far as he knew) same sex orgasm, and now stood in front of the couple naked except for her black stockings with the elastic tops and shiny black heels. Her giant tits, which Erik n...

Leaving Town

by Sekay on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It's amazing the way time marches onward. You wake up in one reality, looking outside a window and wish for green grass you see on the other side, moist with the dew of a new morning. Before the end of the day, you find yourself walking out the door, looking back at that window into your former world, with the brown grass tickling your ankles, and the thunde...

Bet the Boner

by 99_percent_oral on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

"I just shot..." I began excitedly as I opened my front door. [T]he round of my life! was to be the conclusion of my exclamatory entry but I froze after just three words. The subject of my excitement was my first golfing triumph over our neighbor and two-time Pac10 champion, Jerry. The source of my (hopefully) temporary immobility was my wife Amy. She lay...

Need a Handyman? Call Ben & Ben.

by inafantasy on Mar 30, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Pure fiction, original story, containing erotica, and just a little humor. Your comments are welcome. * My name is Benjamin, I am 46 year old man, an old school one, I have worked for a Kitchen and Bath Remodeling Company for 26 years, and recently found myself out of a job. There was about a dozen of us, and we discussed buying the companies assets, as th...

Yahoo Sexual Correspondence Course

by andtheend on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Married cyber friend gives the wrong advice to longtime bachelor newlywed. * My cyber friend, Jack, is a voyeur and so am, I guess. I never knew I was, until Jack told me that I was. He lives on the other side of the world, England or Australia, I figure, by some of the phrases he uses and the times of day that we correspond. It's always late when he write...

College Stripper Confidential

by secretbadgoodgirl on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I pulled into the parking lot and turned off my car. The sun was dazzling. It was a hot early autumn afternoon, nearly eighty degrees out, and I still hadn't gotten my air-conditioning fixed. The weather would turn cooler soon enough and then I wouldn't have to get it fixed until spring, I thought. I sat there with the windows rolled down. My t-shirt stuck t...

Hippie Chick

by DaveDevlin on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Lorraine created a front window display comprised of model spaceships hanging from strings, action figures, and various comic books. Afterwards, she wrote out the new work schedule for the employees she supervised, vacuumed the carpet, and then stocked some models and toys in the center aisles of the store. She glanced at her watch. It was almost closing t...