Seinfeld Stories

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It Is What It Is, My New Age Adage

by SusanJillParker on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My life lesson: learning to accept things as they are instead of trying to change what I can't. I had a very dear friend, an older woman, June, one of my creative writing Professors at Northeastern University who since died. She taught me one of my greatest life lessons, a necessary fact of life, and I'm grateful for the painful, albeit it the necessary ins...

Boarder

by tantricjim on Oct 12, 2020
Mature

Annie laid spread eagle on her back, her eyes closed while her husband Will's face and mouth were buried between her legs. His tongue tip teased her clit gently causing Annie to arch upwards to maintain contact. Will was becoming expert with oral foreplay, the intent being to bring Annie to full arousal before he mounted her. Her pussy pulsed as she whisper...

Welcome to the Neighborhood

by BarbarianWriter on Aug 31, 2020
Mature

Somewhere in suburban North America, circa mid-1990's... I leaned on the 4ft wooden fence that surrounded what passed for a front yard to my condo. I was watching the sun set while sipping on a beer in a tall pint glass and enjoying a mild pot buzz. I had only been home for a few minutes, so I was still in my work clothes and stank of grease and oil mixed w...

1: Educating Kaylee Ch. 07

by Spartan22 on Sep 19, 2017
Romance

Just as quickly as the Christmas break had come, it was already over, which meant both cheerleading and choir were also over. It was a new semester; everyone had new classes and different teachers, and the dreadful prospect of homework was just around the corner. But most importantly, Kaylee's play practice was now in full swing. Casting had begun for A Mid...

Found in the Dark

by Saycheese on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Spires and fins of sandstone rock stood black against the orange horizon of sunset. Joe snapped pictures until the sky grew too dim, then he sat on a boulder and watched the stars appear over the backcountry of Arches National Park. The desert air soon grew too cool for him to sit much longer wearing only a T-shirt and shorts. As he started to stand up, he...

Shelly's First Threesome

by JanetG on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

I'm Shelly. My roommate, Jeanie, has a face so beautiful that other people's faces visibly react when they see her for the first time. I'm not nearly as striking, but I'm not bad and I've got much larger breasts, so it works out pretty even between us when it comes to attracting men. Saturday night we took a cab to The House of House. Once past the coat che...

The Taming of Dane Ch. 01

by cuntlybabe on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

The view from the trail was spectacular. Hiking the trail to Half-dome was exhilarating, the air crisp and clean, and just the kind of thing we like to do for a getaway. Jack and I have spent the last few years exploring the serenity of the nation's parks, whenever we can steal time away together. We love the peace and quiet of hiking, and camping in the bac...

Mutual Mind Fuck

by johnnieblue44 on Sep 14, 2017
Anal

This is sweetly and humbly dedicated to my co-author, collaborator and partner in literotica crime, the beautiful "funwithryleigh", who was too shy to post this under her name, but can out-write me every day of the week. She is as smart as she is well-endowed, and I mean that in the "titular" way... Waverly leaned back against the bar, looking at all of t...

Leslie Ch. 01

by clintorres on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I'm not a professional scribe, but beginning to understand what writer's block might feel like as I'm trying to figure out where to start. Guess I should begin with my personal story, and go from there. I'm in my early fifties, a for-hire professional in the Defense arena living in the DC area. About twenty-five miles west of DC, to be a little more exact. I...

No Phones, No TV, and No Internet

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Finally free, my life without the telephone, the television, and the Internet is better. In my new daily celebration of Earth Day, not wasting water and electricity, and driving an economical car, I conserve energy and preserve natural resources whenever I can. Other than recycling, which I do, I don't wea...