Seinfeld Stories

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by TerpsichoreinThalia on Dec 10, 2019
Toys & Masturbation

M "Hinge seems to want me to respond to pokes from women, but I might be a touch choosy" F "Hinge? Pokes?" M "it's tinder for adults I think, installed them both at the same time, and it keeps bugging me to do things" F "Well, maybe you should, In fact, that would be the right thing to do. Especially, because it bugs me, for some reason" M "you mean...

Hitman Ch. 02

by dissociativedesire on Mar 16, 2020
Romance

Part 2 is here bitches. Enjoy <3 Dos "One venti dark roast double shot vanilla latte with almond milk, whipped cream, and caramel drizzle!" Luke doesn't raise his eyes from his phone as the barista hands him his drink, tucking the receipt and change into a random pocket of his sweatshirt. He was close to finding her. Luke had to admit that he wa...

The Boyfriend

by stan0097 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: There is special formatting representing an online dialogue and email messages below. The special formatting is in italics and is preceded by '>>'. The Boyfriend [Chapter 1] I needed a break. A break from the mundane, from the everyday, and yes, the responsibility. I love my baby girls, well, they aren't babies anymore, to death, but...

Mrs. Prescott's Window

by Madabouthair on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The story of an abandoned woman and the young misfit who cared about her. This story would easily fit in either the Mature or Exhibitionist/Voyeur categories. *** Fifty five year old Gracie Prescott lived alone in the little bungalow outside of Utica, New York, not by her choice but because her husband of 19 years had left her a few years back, preferring...

A Tryst with Tera Patrick

by inyotefi on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

To state the obvious, Tera Patrick is an incredibly beautiful creature, and I own every one of her adult DVD's, and plenty of magazines she appeared in, plus pictures I downloaded from the internet. Fuck I have a Tera Patrick file in... Sorry I'm not letting know in where. So just imagine my excitement when my friend Bradley Scott got us invitations to a H...

Seinfeld: To Save The Friendship

by theloop979 on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

George has been dating a girl who has been ill and unable to have sex. As a result, George found that as his consumption of sex has decreased, his intelligence increased, with his mind having more time to ponder other subjects. Elaine suffered the opposite predicament. Her boyfriend, a medical student, was desperately studying for a licensing exam he failed...

Human Mattress Ch. 02

by HungryGuy on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

Doug yawned and awoke. A ray of sunlight filtered in through the crack in the curtains on the single window of his dorm room. He lifted his head up and saw that it was only 9:18. Too early to get out of bed on a Saturday morning. The girl upon which he was sleeping squirmed a little. There had been so many girls the past few weeks that he could no longer r...

My Playful Wife

by Madabouthair on Aug 31, 2017
Fetish

This took place about ten years ago. I had just gotten married to Debbie when this chain of events started. Debbie was around 38 at the time. Tony, a guy about 10 years younger than us, worked in my office and was the one that told me about this house for sale in his neighborhood. We bought it, and Tony helped us move a few things into our new place one d...

Seinfeld

by Rick Dean on Aug 30, 2017
Group Sex

"Holy Shit!!" exclaimed Elaine Benes as she opened the door to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment!! There to her dismay were her three good friends, Jerry, George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer all pleasuring themselves on the couch! She could see plainly that all three men were naked and furiously masturbating up a storm as a cheap porno movie played on the television....

Meeting Chris

by TheSubstitute on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

This story was greatly inspired by someone I did recently meet in a bar and I think the story could have easily turned into what is described below, except I was stupid enough to pass this chance. Comments and criticism are welcome and don't forget to vote. Enjoy! Don't things always happen when you least expect them? Any guy will be able to relate to thi...