Seinfeld Stories

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My Wife and I Saw Magic Mike

by sh4ckleton2015 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Before I got my regular job, fresh out of grad school, I used to play in country rock bands. It was a fun gig when my schedule allowed me to stay up until four and still get to my earliest class at eleven o'clock. But real life intruded and I needed to work at what I euphemistically call my nine-to-five job. Would that I actually had that schedule! But I can...

Kelly Ch. 2

by mmumbles on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

They slept until mid-afternoon. The smells of their passion hung in the air and clung to their bodies. He rolled her over and had her angle her hips so he could enter her from behind. She was concerned that he would attempt to take her anally and he was tempted, but he reassured her, and after getting her wet with his fingers, entered her vagina. Her grunts...

Confessions

by Sannion on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

They were laying on the couch, watching an old rerun of the Seinfeld when Bill leaned over and whispered, "What turns you on?" "You do, honey," Lisa said, rubbing his thigh. "I'm serious." Bill clicked off the television, and sat up. She rose as well, and smiled at him. "So am I. You're the most incredible lover I've ever had. You know all the spots that m...

The Worst of Red

by RedHairedandFriendly on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

The following is a self-review of my lowest scored stories. I am once again participating in the Literotica 2012 Survivor Contest, where authors attempt to write as many stories in one year, in as many different categories. I reviewed my top stories back in 2006, so I figured why not review the worst in 2012! Here's the layout of the review. Place in the t...

Master Gnome, or a Geek's Progress

by justincbenedict on Jan 1, 2019
BDSM

Gnome hailed a cab going uptown, wiping his nose at the same time with his latest eviction notice. As the Gnome got in, he noticed the driver staring at him speculatively in the mirror. Gnome took little notice of this, his mind on his latest graphic novel. Suddenly, the cabbie spoke up in a somewhat grotesque southern accent. "Hey, you know a guy called...

Donna and Marie Pt. 03

by Dana_221 on Jun 1, 2020
Group Sex

At dinner Saturday, amid chicken and ribs and barbeque sauce and napkins, I said, "So you want to hear about last night?" "Sure," he said with genuine enthusiasm. I looked around. The place was full but we were in a booth by ourselves and there was a larger group behind me and just the wall behind Jerry. I didn't think I could be overheard. "Well, we had...

Superhuman: It's Not My Time

by Samuelx on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

Hi, there. How are you? My name is James Guillaume. I'm a six-foot-one, fairly good-looking young black man living in the city of Boston, Massachusetts. I'm twenty years old and I was born under the sign of the Aquarius. Which pretty much makes me an inquisitive and open-minded person by nature. Lucky me. Because life has been throwing me all kinds of challe...

Algerian Hijabi BBW At Wal-Mart

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

A few months ago, I met this cute gal at Wal-Mart, and I decided to make her mine. Samira was her name, and this tall, curvaceous and deliciously big-bottomed Arab cutie looked simply gorgeous in a modest Hijab coupled with dark pants, and the drab blue uniform that all Wal-Mart workers are required to wear. I see pretty girls of all hues and faiths in the C...

The Sinner's Canon Ch. 10

by SevMax2 on Sep 14, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"So you see, honey ... we're both free to kick back and enjoy things much more, especially for you since you've been intimate with Lilith. How does it feel ... being drained by a succubus? I want to be one, I know that much. I don't know how to become one for sure, but I'd love to be one at last. It's been a secret fantasy of mine for years, ever since I wat...

An Unforgettable Melody Ch. 04

by auguy86 on Sep 25, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

For this chapter, I decided to have a little fun with the fantasy in the first half, setting it in the Star Wars universe. In case it isn't clear, for the first portion, Burke is Mike and Kana is Melody. No song titles for this chapter, so please sit back and enjoy! An Unforgettable Melody Ch. 04 Sand. Sand. Sand everywhere. Such was life for Burkateer L...