I'd been lounging in the shallow end of the pool for a while, expecting Beth and Pia to join me any minute. I was glad to have the heater going so the water was warm. I hate swimming nude in cold water. Like George said in an old "Seinfeld" episode, men experience shrinkage, and even though I didn't have much to worry about in that area, cold water isn't con...
Most people don’t believe me when I say it, but when I posted that notice seeking a roommate, the last thing on my mind was the possibility that a guy would answer. I mean, this is the South; gentlemen don’t room with ladies, that’s just the way it is. And besides, would any guy be so desperate and stupid as to think that a girl with half a brain wouldn’t se...
Some time ago, I was reading that part of "Playboy" where they answer questions or respond to statements of opinion sent in by readers. One letter writer claimed that males are much hornier than females and, in support of this contention, pointed out that most prostitutes are women, and that they served men. The writer of the letter concluded the reason for...
The storm I knew was coming suddenly blew in right there in front of me. I'm speaking, of course about my wife Jill. "Honey, what's that out in the garage?" she asked sweetly. Believe me, it wasn't all that sweet if you looked in her eyes and knew what she was getting at. Naturally, I adopted Defense Method 1: Play Dumb. "What are you talking about, babe?"...
I love how my man looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all. A woman compares her man to hot celebrities. My man compared to other men is no 10. Maybe, on a good day and in low lighting, when he shaves, showers, and dresses in something other than a tee shirt and sweat pants, he is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, he is a 5 but he is...
Please give me the support of your vote. * Just turkey. This how to story is just about turkey and how to make turkey soup...Naked? Be honest. Being that this is Literotica, you wouldn't read my How To story if the word naked wasn't in the title, now would you? Am I right? So, staying true to the title, How to Make Turkey Soup...Naked, whoever makes this...
This is a compilation of true stories and may be somewhat more tame than other fiction-based stores. I find true to be much sexier. *** I'm married to a very pretty 48 YO MILF named Michelle. 5' 9" curly strawberry blonde hair, great breasts, perky nipples, beautiful toned legs and the most silky smooth skin I've ever felt. The sex has always been great bu...
"I'm doing my best to represent the Black Canadian community," Madeleine Toussaint said to herself, and the six-foot-tall, curvy, pantsuit-wearing Haitian businesswoman looked at her reflection in the mirror, and smiled. The dark gray pantsuit and white blouse which Madeleine wore contrasted sharply against her mahogany-hued skin. Folks often commented on Ma...
I leaned back in my chair taking in what just happened when I hear a noise that made me jump out of my skin. The door to the department chair's office opened with a creak. I turned to look at her and the expression on her face was clear.... "Staying late to get in some extra time with your students Mr. B?" I could see that Angie was struggling to keep that...
Dear Reader, After having written 150 stories and 47 poems on this site since January, I have made some observations, some of which I have shared in my story, Hits vs. Voting and Public Comments. Those of you who vote and leave comments will either take pride in the fact that you are not who this story is directed at or will rise up in your self-righteous...