Seinfeld Stories

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Cumkiss Ch. 02

by WCTDP on Jul 13, 2020
Fetish

Will looked at his beautiful girlfriend sheepishly. "Did I just swallow my own cum?!?!" He thought to himself. "And my dick is hard again already?" He didn't know what to think. "I'm not gay," he told himself. Just to be sure, he thought about a few guys he knew and made sure he felt nothing sexual. He most certainly did not. "Thank God!" he thought. "'No...

What Did I Get Myself Into?

by MWMnovice on Feb 11, 2019
BDSM

There's a certain NYC sex shop that I like, primarily because it caters more to women than to men. I just have a feeling of discomfort browsing for my pornographic pleasure when surrounded by too many others of my own gender, or asking sex-related questions of them. I enjoy the thought of buying a toy or two from a female, subtly revealing the true nature of...

How To Pick Up Women Like Musicians

by NickFoxx on Sep 13, 2017
How To

I'm writing this for three reasons. 1. I grew up singing and playing guitar, bass, piano, sax and flute. And before you ask-Yes, I picked up girls while playing flute-so I know what I'm talking about. 2. I've slept with a number of women and I met virtually every single one of them (including my wife and my ex-wives) when I was in a band. In all honesty...

Blowjobs for Dummies

by BatsandGlamour on Oct 8, 2019
How To

I recently wrote a story called "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ." It was a labor of love. I was thrilled with the feedback I received. I got cheers from men. I got compliments and thanks from women. I also got several dinner invitations. For the record, I do like steak, but make me a well-prepared Italian dish and I'm putty in your hands. What surprised me m...

The Project Trip Pt. 07

by ThePornGuy on Mar 17, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

My friends and I had just seen my topless girlfriend Menaka eating out Tarini, a girl we met this morning and who's apparently jealous boyfriend was passed out in the same room just a few meters away from us. It was the hottest thing I had ever seen, and even though we had had sex earlier in the day, the only thing I wanted to do was to fuck my girlfriend....

Making Madelaine Ch. 04

by Thadsgood on Dec 2, 2019
Mature

{Madelaine's story continues. To recap, Madelaine is 46, a stunning, curvy (not fat at all), sexy redhead who has become my fuck buddy and submissive. Because of my age (60) we both wanted and agreed to her having as much sex as she can get outside of "us." She loves it when I make her do things (hence the title, Making Madelaine). So far she's sucked a coup...

My Girlfriend's Sister

by hotty11clt on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My girlfriend and I had lived together for a few years now. Actually, I should comment that my girlfriend, her sister and I had lived together for a few years. In reality she didn't live with us but, it felt like she did sometimes. My Girlfriend's sister Amy was 27 a few years younger than me, and a few years older than my Girlfriend. It seemed like she had...

Alternate Dimensions Pt. 05

by AnonymousPerv on Mar 27, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Another three hours writing and editing. Frankly, I'm pushing it, as I may be out for a few weeks after this. In the meantime, hope you enjoy this continuing, ridiculous saga. It does get hardcore in this chapter. Finally... ***** "I don't think you should eat anything with blasherberries in them," said Brad to Rebecca, as the two walked towards the cente...

Angelina and the Geek

by exdaytrader on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

At first I didn't see why everyone thought Angelina Jolie was so hot. I saw the movie Gia where she played the suicidal model and she did several nudity shots during that movie and it was no big deal. I saw the Tomb Raider movie (it sucked) and she looked okay, but I think all the geeks were just projecting their adolescent fantasies for the Lara Croft chara...

School Crossing Guard

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I saw her every morning when walking my kids to school. She was always there helping us across the street. She was no beauty just your average female school crossing guard. There was nothing special about her, that is, until she smiled. Once she smiled was when you saw that there was undiscovered potential of a pretty woman beneath her uniform. Friendly and...