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Space Cadet Morgar was very late arriving in Chicago to rescue Slender Ellen from the spell imposed on her by the Witch of Whatever. He had been dispatched to rescue the fair maiden during the first weekend in February, but he was too late; it was now Saint Valentine's Day, which complicated his rescue mission enormously. "Oh shit," he said. (They talk lik...
Santa's day to deliver Santa throws the blankets off when the alarm rings. He attempts to roll out of bed but there is a body in the way, as someone is sleeping there. He starts to roll across to the far side of the king size bed but only to find 6 more of the bodies like the one on the other side of himself. As he becomes more awake, he realizes that these...
Best. Vacation. Ever. Seriously. Fun activities, summer sea air, nightly secret sex on an RV bed, it was all great. The fantasy had to end eventually, though, and soon everyone was going home, which meant that Jessa, Jenny, and Rebecca all had to go back to work. Rebecca found out something neat. Nana and Pa owned a few furniture stores, and that earned...
Sakura sighed pensively as the train slowed to a stop at the station platform. Certainly the excitement that came from knowing she was about to experience a world beyond familiar flooded fields excited her but somehow the parting filled her with a foreboding she found hard to push aside. The Daimyo had accompanied her to the station, a great honor and at the...
It's one of those days, and I need to blow off some steam. I'm already annoyed when I hear the siren. I sigh and look for a spot to pull over. The cop walks up to the car. I roll down the window. He's astonishingly handsome, with sandy blonde hair, dark stubble, and a strong jaw. He's wearing mirrored aviators even though it's dusk. "Good evening, miss,"...
The next day thoughts of Corinne littered Noel's mind. Who was this girl, he thought to himself. At a glance he thought her knew exactly what she entailed. Though what happened in the parking lot, proved to be much different. Corinne was like a two way mirror, only one aspect of her shown clearly. The other, hidden in the shadows—but ultimately still there....
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I had worked almost my entire life in the oil field, and every day coming home my routine had always been the same. I didn't in any way make the money that a doctor or lawyer made, but I had never been hurting on cash neither. For the last thirteen years I had ran my own testing company, and I was proud to say that it was now a thriving business. My routine...
Finela carefully squeezed the pastry bag. A fine line of red frosting slowly oozed from the tip to outline the sugar cookie on the stainless table in front of her. "Damn! This is the ten millionth cookie this year. Why can't they give me something better to do like making toys?" she thought. "But then that old fat fart is totally chauvinist. 'A lady elf's pl...