Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It is not real! It did not/will not happen in real life and should not be mistaken as such. Lesson #5: Anal Starring Bryce Dallas Howard & Camila Cabello Codes: Cons, MF, MFF, Anal, Masturbation, Oral ***** "Hello and welcome back to another episode of Sex-Ed For Dummies!" The announcer yelled, his voice deep and...
"I see you have lost 18 pounds. How are you feeling?" Jake asked. "Hell of a diet you have there Doc," I croaked. "Well the voice is a little better, and you are getting even more feisty, if that is possible." "I'm sick of soft eggs, jello pudding, and all kinds of soup. I still like ice cream though." Even the small amount of talking I had done since ent...
Sean sat down at his computer almost heavily, dreading this part of the assignment in particular. He was never any good with these damned things and now he had to his hard-researched information into an Excel spreadsheet. He hadn't even used this particular program before. This was going to be just fucking great! Sighing, he booted up the machine and flippe...
I recently posted the Male Mind for Dummies. If you haven't read it, it was a rant, intended to be ironic and sarcastic, about a generalized male perspective. I did not intend for it to be considered a universal declaration of the male perspective of the entire human species. I got into a discussion with some colleagues at a Christmas party about these relat...
Veronica’s Thong Another beautiful Monday morning and it was time to go shopping for more lingerie, and another new thong for the beach. My wife Veronica showered, putting on a light white summer dress. Her skin shone through as the sun crossed her path giving a silhouette of naked skin beneath the dress, a remarkable sight, heads turned as we walked arm in...
THEATRICAL BONDAGE, TITILLATION "TORTURE"— AND THE STEALTH-VIXEN WHO CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! The Theatrical Bondage That Opened the Door—The Extreme Foreplay That Followed— And The Supercharged Intimacy At The End! THE STEALTH VIXEN I've always been drawn to stealth-vixens—ie, women who are totally self-controlled and proper on the outside. But, inside...
In May 2007, I wrote a "How to" essay entitled "Doggerel for Dummies," which consisted of suggestions on writing fun poetry. This is a continuation of that first essay, and it discusses more advanced rhymestering. At that time, I concentrated on couplets and limericks. The former are two consecutive lines that are in the same meter and have last words t...
Chapter 54 Ray asked his three Hinn-derived compatriots, "Is there a way to bring a mixed group of humans and Hinn to a place where they can train at an accelerated rate without fear of harm?" "There are several options with different costs, risks, and benefits. I assume you wish to practice physical conflict against notional foes," Ousha queried. "Some...
I had chat with this person before hand in a separate room to discuss our RP. * Chatroom name: Angela the sexy librarian. anon9es: hi sexy librarian Angela: Is there anything you want fulfilled? Angela: *wink* anon9es: I'd be happy to try being a sub for once under an evil librarian anon9es: So where are we? Angela: Well, your going have to tell me y...
People who preach monogamy are always saying that affairs ruin marriages. I'm here to tell you they don't, not by themselves anyway. Depending on the reason for the affair, stepping outside the house can actually hold a marriage together. Both people are happy; who cares where the happiness is coming from? However, poorly managed affairs can indeed ruin a...