Humor & Satire
She bypassed the Humper-Sex-R Sleep System Queen set, at $1,500, didn't even try the Humper-Sex-S Sleep System at $1,700 or the Humper-Sex-T Sleep System at $2,000. She tried the Humper-Sex-U Sleep System at $2,600 and didn't like it and the Humper-Sex-V Sleep System at $2,900 and kind of liked that. It wasn't until he showed her the pillow top Humper-Sex-W...
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Humor & Satire
I bought a new mattress today. Actually, it is our second new mattress in as many weeks. We returned the first mattress that supposedly retailed for $2,400 that we bargained down to $1,700. The mattress is nearly as firm as concrete. I liked it, my girlfriend, who has a bad back from horseback riding, didn’t. She said it was too soft.
“Okay? Whatever?...
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Dr. Teeth
on Aug 30, 2017
Group Sex
Commander Riker strode purposefully onto the bridge of the USS Enterprise. It was the midnight shift and he had drawn the watch.
He wondered aloud, "Why does nothing ever happen on this shift? It always happens when Picard is on duty."
The young, voluptuous blonde female Ensign, seated at the helm and navigational console, turned to gaze longingly at Riker...
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dr_teeth
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Disclaimer: The details of warp operation were totally made up. Hell, ALL of it was made up. Any of you Trekkies out there that find inconsistencies with any of this shit have way too much free time on your hands. Don't email me saying "According to the Star Trek Technical Manual by Michael Okuda it doesn't work that way...." (I have BOTH of the tech manuals...
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dr_teeth
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Star Sex: The XXX Generation - Lessons in Lying
Commander William T. Riker strode purposefully down the corridor of Deck 21 toward Wesley Crusher’s quarters. Pressing the door chime, he received a “Just a minute!” from the other side of the door. Pressing his ear to the door, Riker heard the sounds of rustling clothing and a low murmur of voices. The voices...
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dr_teeth
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Disclaimer: The details of warp operation were totally made up. Hell, ALL of it was made up. Any of you Trekkies out there that find inconsistencies with any of this shit have way too much free time on your hands. Don’t email me saying “According to the Star Trek Technical Manual by Michael Okuda it doesn’t work that way….” (I have BOTH of the tech manuals....
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manyeyedhydra
on Sep 18, 2017
Erotic Horror
"Fuck me, those are the biggest tits in the world."
Russell Nolan didn't know what to say. He sat there and stared at the blonde stripper, his mouth agape.
They were balloons. That was the only description that seemed apt. The girl had stepped out on stage with two large, flesh-coloured balloons attached to her chest. Dark pink nipples wobbled at the centr...
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Labial
on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love
Erika worked for one of Asia's airlines that pride themselves on the beauty of their flight attendants (ie "stewardesses"). Out of 5,000 applicants every year only 100 were chosen. And they were chosen for language skills (sort of) and for tits and ass quality (very mainly). Erika made the grade in about 2000 and flew the Tokyo, Osaka and Los Angeles runs fo...
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lisabest69
on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
Karen was driving down the highway into the city, even if her small town had an adult store, she could not have gone inside it. Everybody in town knew what everybody else was doing, hell, it seemed half the town knew she had dumped her boyfriend before she did. Although there was certainly nothing wrong with sex toys and XXX videos, just the presence of her...
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Marlene
on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex
Lots of you read my stories in the Transexual/Transvestite sections of the site. So I thought I'd expand my horizons and do a few girl stories. I have a friend of mine named Carla. She's told me a lot about when she was in her late "teens and early twenties" (you need to know that the folks from Literotica are very paranoid about under age stories—they've ne...
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