I've been married (and divorced) three times. While I was married to Wife #2, we decided that I should get a vasectomy. And, of course, when I say "we" I mean "she." I went to the doctor and set up all the preliminary stuff and scheduled it for a Friday. I told my wife on the way home that I had to be shaved before I get to the clinic because they don't do...
You come home from a long day. You feel worn out and you want to just hide away and disappear from the rest of the world. You are about to undress and take a long hot bath when you hear a knock on your door. You answer it, it is me and of course you let me in. It has been a long time and we are so happy to see each other and we embrace and kiss. That kiss gi...
When I awoke on Sunday morning, Marge was still nestled up to me, breathing softly. I had my usual morning hard-on and felt an urgent need to piss. I disentangled myself and made my way to the bathroom to relieve the pressure. It was apparent that Marge had been up sometime during the night, my clothing was carefully folded and placed on the dirty clothes ha...
The alarm woke Daddy in the middle of a dream, that escaped him as fast as he could hit the snooze bar. He wondered why he still got up so early, even when there was no need to be anywhere. It was barely light outside. He rubbed his eyes and stumbled to the bathroom. Daddy turned on the water and stepped in the shower. His morning erection, the only thing re...
I am a very hairy woman. Ever since I was a teenager I fantasized about hairy men and women and I had masturbated many times thinking not only of the extremely hairy body of Tom Selleck but also the bushy underarms of Madonna. The photographs of Madonna with her arms stretched over her head showing jet-black bushy armpits are etched forever in my memory. La...
Lula May said to me one day that our daughter was getting older and that it was well and truly time for her to come out into society as the beautiful woman she was. "Lurlene is eighteen already and that's too old to be coming out. Heavens, she has breasts, they're beautiful Augie, so beautiful and perky with dark nipples as big as the first joint of your mi...
Ten minutes after I lost my virginity I made a very important life-decision-I was going to devote my life to getting laid. I was going to take the steps needed to insure that when I wanted sex, I could get it. I wasn't going to end up like the losers I knew in high school who pined after girls and jerked off to Playboy. I was gonna be the guy who READS Playb...
I blink my eyes several times as I wake up from a full night of sleep. It takes some time for me to orient myself when I realize I am not in my own bed. It takes a moment, but then I remember I am in bed with Sally in her travel trailer. I spent the night after we made love in her coach. Her hand is wrapped around my hard shaft. "Good morning Rob." "Mornin...
I was late as I hurried into George's Barber Shop just before six. The front shop was empty, so I called out as I sat in the chair. "Have you still got time to give me a shave George?" I always go to George for a shave. He's a master. Some days, when I have a big meeting I even call in on my way to work. I prefer him to shave me in the evening though. The...
When he woke the next morning, Charley lay there a minute gazing at Sara's nude body as she lay on her stomach deep in sleep. He could see that her ass was still red from the flogging. So he got up and found some aloe vera lotion. When he returned to the bed, Sara had still not moved. She was clearly spent from that incredible day they had experienced yester...