(Fictional story about fictional characters) *** Leonard and Penny were on their way home from dropping his roommate Dr. Sheldon Cooper off at the airport. Sheldon had been forced by CalTech to use some of his accrued vacation time, so he had decided to fly back to Texas to visit his family (especially his beloved MeeMaw) during the holiday season. Penny a...
The entire group had assembled in the banquet hall to have an early buffet dinner. Leonard was anxious to pick his women and wanted to see who Penny chose for her last romp before anticipating marriage or not. Sheldon and Amy were not in attendance and Leonard found out they left together and returned to Pasadena. Leonard wondered if there was any chance fo...
While Leonard and Sheldon prepared to give fake interviews to the two women who already work at Fox News, back in California, Penny was about to do her first production without any black men. She entered the apartment of her lover, Johnny Sin and he had just got out of the shower and ushered Penny into the living room. They were upon one another like two lo...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
Fictional story about fictional characters ***** Penny was very proud of herself: with all the hasty, hectic preparations surrounding Howard and Bernadette's wedding; she had succeeded in planning a bachelorette party for her best friend. She almost chuckled out loud, thinking about how Bernadette was sincerely her best friend. A couple years ago she never...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) This is a stand-alone story. ***** Ascending the stairs to her fourth floor apartment, Penny could hear yelling coming from 4A and just shook her head in acknowledgment: the nerds were arguing again. She smiled at the mental picture of her lovable boyfriend, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, exchanging words with his ann...
From the time Harris told Leonard and Sheldon they were going to spend erotic time with one of the Country Music Superstars, they drove Harris, Ainsley and the rest of the Fox News staff insane. They went online to see who was going to mainline the Fox Summer Concert Series tomorrow, but all it said was that it was a surprise superstar. After showering, the...
*** The following is a sequel of sorts to "John Billionaire". Familiarity with "Billionaire" and its characters will greatly enhance the reading experience of this story, although it is not a requirement. *** -- PROLOGUE -- *** It was just an ordinary day when I first saw her. I stopped off at my usual little smoothie shop on the way into the office. O...
Leonard and Sheldon were getting nervous, it was time for their first, second interview. They were with Jennifer Carfagno and Stephanie Abrams, two blondes were wanting to be the main attraction on the new Fox News Weather Nation. Leonard checked the clock again, "Not a very good sign Sheldon. They are twenty five minutes late and it may run into the next se...
(My interpretation of S8, E5; The Focus Attenuation) (Fictional story about fictional characters) Setting his tray down on the table in the Cal Tech cafeteria, Raj Koothrapalli announced, "I read where someone discovered a way to convert footsteps into electromagnetic energy, so that you can charge your cell phone while walking." "We had that idea years a...