Edgar was old. He accepted that. He was in a 'retirement' home. "Screw that" he thought, "it's a damn nursing home." Edgar's wife of 54 years, Alison had passed about 4 years prior. His sons and daughter had tried to take care of Edgar, or Eddy but found it too hard. "Hard my ass," Eddy would say, "It's not like I need CARE or anything." Eddy would occasion...
With apologies to Mr. Thurber "I'm going in!" The bartender's voice resonated in the newly emptied bar. Only the bouncer/barback was on hand to witness the ravaging of the drunken lesbian. "You can't do it, Petitool. The bitch is a lesbian. She don't want dick. She's cute, but she's not drunk enough." "The hell you say! She's had four vodka and cranberrie...
John Edwards sighed, he tossed the letter in the trash and went back to viewing the snapshots Lance had sent him. The female swim team looked as delicious as warm pie ala mode. He'd paid out a wad of cash to arrange for the eight members of the team to pose nude for him. Lance had done the job for free, once the girls agreed to appear in his live web cam sho...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 7, episode 1. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. One of my readers requested adding pictures of the new characters, but this is not allowed by Literotica. When a new character is introduced, I will put in parenthesis the character's real name so you can look them up on the in...
Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, and Raj were gathered in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment discussing who was the bravest character in the Marvel universe when Sheldon's phone rang. "Hello. Yes, the elevator's out of order. You'll have to use the stairs. Of course you can. Pizza dates back to the 16th century, while the first elevator was not installed until 1852....
A fictional story about fictional characters. ***** Penny couldn't wait, and even knowing full well she was tempting the wrath of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, she ran across the hall from her apartment and burst through the doorway of 4A without so much as a tap on the door. Sure enough, Sheldon jerked his long neck in her direction, scowled, and began his anticipa...
Saturday morning the first two women Leonard called on Friday arrived for their first interviews, both of them, Karissa Klos and Kate Mantych were from The Weather Nation and seemed like two women who were way too innocent for the internet division, but Leonard and Sheldon gave them the lowdown of both networks. Karissa decided to stay with The Weather Nat...
Big Bang Theory- Randall's Birthday (fictional story about fictional characters) (A stand-alone story.) Leonard Hofstadter knocked on 4B and without waiting for an invitation, opened the door and entered the apartment of his gorgeous girlfriend. Since their relationship had advanced to a more intimate one, they each had taken the liberty of treating each...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 8, episode 1. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. The added episodes are incorporated into the 8th season. *** Sheldon woke up in Kingman, Arizona; he was robbed of everything except for the clothes on his back. Even the pants he was wearing that evening were taken, leaving h...
Some time ago I read a story where the author used the idea of the television newscast and the idea stuck in my head. I can't remember the guy's name or that of the story so I apologise to that author if there is any similarity between his story and mine. Wanderer jargon buster: TARDIS stands for Time and Relative Dimensions In Space and is the name of "Doc...