(The first installment in the Lance Sheldon Chronicles) It was Wednesday evening, and Mr. Lance Sheldon was awaiting his last parent/teacher conference to arrive. This was his third year at Livermore Elementary. Thanks in large part to his youth, (a man of twenty six), high energy level, and overly outgoing personality, he had developed quite a following wi...
Leonard awoke the next day with a surprise. He sat up right and saw that Penny wasn't lying next to him. He then felt a set of soft lips on his dick. Leonard threw the quilt off himself to reveal Penny hungrily slurping on his rock-hard cock. "Hey Penny." He said, lovingly. She smiled at him and released his cock with a plop, she kept stroking his dick. "...
The Total Woman Industries Gulfstream G4 was fueled and prepped, parked at the executive airport, strobe and rotating lights flashing in the dusk. In the approaching limousine, Sheldon reviewed again the confidential document on rare earths ore assays from the Andean high plateau corner of Argentina. His wife Krista was speaking by SATphone with the mining c...
Leonard finally thought he may be getting through to Penny. He hoped their romantic and heartfelt lovemaking had made her realize, he was the best thing she had going for her. On another note, Sheldon was upset Amy was helping Kripke with his Light-cone quantization paper. He just couldn't let it go. He went over to Penny's apartment to ask her how she let...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) (This is my interpretation of S1, E6; "The Middle Earth Paradigm") *** The four nerds trudged up the three flights of stairs leading to Apartment 4A, complaining and rehashing their recent thrashing in Paintball at the hands (and guns) of a juvenile bar- mitzvah party team. They were exhausted from toting their...
There was tension in the Hofstadter household after the botched threesome with Raj. A few evenings later, Leonard and Penny had Amy & Sheldon over for dinner. As Amy and Leonard set the table in the living room, Penny brought the wine and glasses over, "Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow, I have to do a little reception after work." He looked up at her, b...
The gang was all gathered in Leonard and Penny's apartment having dinner and watching Sheldon make an ass of himself as usual. What was unusual was what was going on with Bernadette's imagination. Penny had told Bernadette all about the pounding she had taken earlier in the week from Leonard and, most shockingly, Sheldon during her "experiment" with Sheldo...
(Leonard's apartment) Leonard was sat in the armchair, he looked down between his legs and saw the beautiful green eyes of Bernadette staring back at him. She was busy slobbering on his cock. Her ginormous tits sandwiching it from both sides. She had her hands pressed on both of her tits, so as to make as tight a tunnel as possible for him to slide his big...
"Guys! Guys! You're not going to believe it!" Howard exclaimed as he busted through Leonard and Sheldon's apartment door. Sheldon looked at the uninvited guest with a scornful look. "Have we lost all civility? Do we no longer knock?" "Sorry. But you're not going to believe it!" "If it involves you then you're probably right, we won't believe it," Leonard...
Resistance is Futile "Welcome my friends to the holy land." Howard said as they entered the convention hall. "I must confess it is one of the few things that do stir an emotion. It must be my human half trying to assert itself." Sheldon replied dressed as Spock. "Four days of science fiction, fantasy and comic bliss." Leonard said who was dressed in the b...