[dedicated to a superfantabulous faerie queen] * * * * * Ever had that feeling you're being watched? That somebody is talking about you? Well, I felt like I had dozens of pairs of eyes on me - the hairs on the back of my neck prickling up, and my ears were burning. I was lounging out in the garden, in just my boxers trying to develop my tan, and half-dozi...
Dressed only in a gown Sophia Shelton answered the door and looked at the thickset guy in white overalls who said, "You have some internal plaster cracks requiring attention?" She flared, "You were supposed to be here ten days ago." "So you want me to leave and smack myself for being a bad boy and go to a household requiring interior plastering remedial wo...
A few years ago I visited Marseille in the south of France, which I consider a far more interesting holiday destination than the seal-colony Mediterranean beach resorts. My hotel was a small and friendly one, just a few yards from the Vieux Port, which due to advances in sewage technology has no trace of the smell on which Dickens comments. There are fortifi...
One of my favourite retreats from the turmoil of today's stock market in the old pearling town of Broome situated on the North Western coast of Australia. Nestled quietly amongst the lush mango swamps of Roebuck Bay, the vast expanses of red sandy dessert and the serene beauty of Cable Beach, Broome is a popular holiday destination for tourists who span a wi...
A Tale of Inaction and Masturbation Once upon a time there was a lonely nerd. This lonely nerd had no girlfriend, no one to love or to hold. He wanted a girlfriend, someone to love and to hold, but he couldn't seem to get one because he was extremely shy, shy to the point that when he talked to girls, he'd freeze up and become a statue. The Nerd had many f...
Being a pastor has always had its own unique occupational hazards. Job security is virtually non-existent because a pastoral appointment can be terminated at the whim of the church board. And even though most contracts require a 30-day advance notice of termination, I've known men who were told on a Sunday that their services would no longer be needed, and t...
It was such an ordinary home in the suburbs right down to the white picket fence; it bordered on being a caricature of itself. Modest, yet tasteful, I noted as I parked between the grey Lexus and the white Camry. I was nervous, of course. I'd never done anything like this before. The technicolor brilliance of the southern sunset lent an aura of unreality to...
A single vid call. Apparently, that's all it took to make a man return to the scene of his own desolation. The hulk of the Dread Harbor drifted through the Kornous Asteroid Belt like the pale-gold carcass of a gutted shipwreck. She hung there in the void, glimmering in the distant starlight of the otherwise-empty system's tiny dwarf star. Through the darke...
For the next few months, I was in heaven. During the day, I had three sexy girls prancing around the sand half-naked. There was no point in modesty after watching each other fuck, so the girls quickly got used to wearing just panties to keep the sand out, if even that much. By the third month on the island, the bump in Ruby's tummy was noticeable. If any...
(Author's Note: The historical and archaeological details are generally accurate, but not immune from narrative anachronisms or oversimplifications. You'll learn a little bit about Roman culture and history, but nothing too educational.) ***** As if taunting me, a crudely gargantuan phallus had been etched into the lefthand side of the bathhouse doorframe....