I have been a sex counselor for 10 years and I have seen a lot of kinky and nasty things in that ten years let me tell you about a few sex treatments. First off I want to tell you a little about me I am married to the biggest slut in town there is nothing my wife Candy will not do sexually she will suck a cock or eat a pussy she will fuck a man or a women it...
"Holy Shit!!" exclaimed Elaine Benes as she opened the door to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment!! There to her dismay were her three good friends, Jerry, George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer all pleasuring themselves on the couch! She could see plainly that all three men were naked and furiously masturbating up a storm as a cheap porno movie played on the television....
Its been a rough morning. Its not even lunch time and I feel like I've been stomping out forest fires all day. If I can just get this one last program fixed though, I can at least take some down time for lunch. Save. There. Time to go heat up some leftovers; which I'll just end up bringing back to my desk anyway. Sigh. Hmmm Hmmm My phone buzzes on my de...
In spite of her stern expression, I couldn’t help but find the woman standing in front of my desk attractive. Her blonde hair was tied up in a bun but I bet it would have framed her face very nicely if she let it down. In spite of her conservative business suit, the subtle curves I could make out were quite impressive. Of course, she would have been even mor...
What Kind of Man I Am Ch. 9 Hey Fuckers Doing the best I can avoiding Covid, Karen and Ken. Unfortunately people we know have passed away and many have lost there jobs. I lost my Dad earlier this year along with dealing with all the other shit in life. Sit down, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fuckin' thing besides complaining abou...
It was mid-afternoon in their very pleasant apartment, and Karen was in the master bathroom sitting on the toilet seat. The small woman in her 20s had become quite the successful domme ever since her great friend Emily had invited her to share the space as well as take charge of Emily's two older sisters, Linda and Leslie, who had come to live with them afte...
Before I knew it, Sunday afternoon rolled around and Dan and I headed back to civilization. We had fished and consumed beer for about 20 hours and slept another six. It had been a great trip. Dan told me he had had a vasectomy 10 years ago and I need not worry about Nan having his baby. He had made certain he would never father a child by accident. That info...
We can hardly contain our excitement as we head north to the cabin in the woods, far far away. The drive is long, about nine hours, but it doesnt seem like it as we make small talk, giggling and acting like the hopeless romantics that we are. I've never taken you there, but we've talked about it for hours. Describing the A-framed cabin, with the huge firepl...
It's eight-thirty p.m., the outside temperature is sixteen degrees, there is a foot of snow on the ground and I'm in my bare feet running for my life. All because I like to kid around at work. That's right! I was just kidding around and here I am hoofing down the street with my shirt and coat in one hand and my shoes in the other while behind me a voice i...
Holy Mackerel! Her chest caught my attention the first time I saw her, jutting out like that, making her black t-shirt slant backward into the waistband at such an angle. But it was just a passing fancy then. I have to admit that I am constantly scanning shoppers for female bodies and this one registered on my Richter scale, probably a 4.5 ... until I went a...