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Mean Girls Need Love, Too

by AntaeusQ on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Six months ago, I started working for a large upscale cruise agency in Portland. I joined the marketing team. Seven gorgeous women and three regular guys, including me. Beautiful women, great pay, and to top it off, they gave me a window office that overlooks the Willamette River. What luck, I thought. Then Nel moved in. Right out of grad school and into my...

The Colony Party Ch. 03

by Adan_Jay_Mueller on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

In the first two chapters, Priyanka (Priya) was being punished for the attitude for which she had shown towards her classmates. She had her hair forcibly cut and was also given an enema. But getting her haircut had caused her to have a series of orgasms. Thus, she ended up having an orgasm and got enema all over her. Now her punishment continues. Priya was...

Santa's Present

by headtyper on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

A Heck of a Lot Better Than Just Cookies and Milk It was Christmas Eve and Santa Claus only had a few more stops before he could head his sleigh back to the North Pole for his long winters nap. For Santa the end wasn't coming fast enough. He was starting to think he wasn't going to be able to do this for too many more years. Those gifts that everybody wante...

Alien Chronicles Ch. 3

by Therapy Patient on Sep 14, 2017
NonHuman

Chapter 3: Primus' Arrival A lone vessel floated through infinite space. Stars, just pin-points of light all over a black canvas. The vehicle shuddered as it neared the larger vessel before it. Aboard the vessel were twelve beings, all shaped in the form of humans. The captain forced them to do this, he knew They didn't like the human form and he didn't wan...

Indian Couple Vacation in Goa Ch. 02

by eriklovesit on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The rough looking guy settled down in his seat. I whispered to Nisha, "Start making a conversation with him." She looked at me then turned to the guy. "Hi. Where you headed?" "Mapusa. What about you guys? "Calangute." "I'm Sam. You are? "Nisha. This is my hubby Kevin." "Hi Sam." I said. We did some light chatter, talking about every day things and Goa...

You Blew It

by cosmiclauren on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

I was leaning over the sink putting the last coat of mascara on my eyelashes when he slid up behind me, running his hands up the sides of my legs. I winked at him in the mirror as he started pulling my skirt up over my ass, but when his hands reached the band of my lace panties I whirled around. "I have to go babe, traffic is probably a mess and I'm alread...

The Fuck You Motel Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 28, 2020
Interracial Love

A SLEAZY LITTLE PARODY SERIES ABOUT THE SLEAZIEST MOTEL EVER... TWISTED... VIOLENT... AND FILTHY... COME GET FUCKED UP... AT THE FUCK YOU MOTEL "HOT DAMN! RIDE THAT SHIT, BITCH! FUCKIN' RIDE IT!! WOOHOO!! YEAHHHH!!" "GODDDDDDDDDDDD!! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKIN' WHITE DICK, DADDYYYYYYYYY!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!! YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!" Fucking bed...

Julie is a Whore Ch. 11

by Pretty_Sissy_Julie on Sep 28, 2020
BDSM

This is a story about BDSM and pleasure. Please understand everything done was consensual The scenes are no worse than you might see in the movies. There is no actual "snuffing." All of the women involved savored the experienced and had intense orgasms. This story is for your entertainment only. If you really want to enjoy this story, you need to read Chapt...

Kayla Ch. 03

by catden on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

When I finally arrived at Kayla's bedroom (crawling takes longer than walking), the scene I saw was surprising. Dave was sitting in a chair beside the bed. His hands were tied behind him and he had a ball gag shoved into his mouth. Jose was lying on his back on Kayla's bed and Kayla was on top of him, straddling his cock and riding it like it was a bucking b...

A Big Joke on Us

by Ghost Tea on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Hey, you! Yes, you! Sit down for a moment and keep me company. Why? Well, because I want to tell you about how "free speech" as we call it is completely fuckin' flawed! Calm the fuck down, please! You can put down your guns and lawsuits for a moment so as to hear me out first. I was a little hasty... free speech isn't flawed but rather those sad little monk...