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Nemesis - Oops

by Denham_Forrest on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

This is a short tale of infidelity that has no end. The premise I was working on when I started writing these Nemesis tales, was the discovery of infidelity, not really its consequences. Okay with some of them I have strayed into that area as well, but not on this case. So if you are looking for everything to be all tied up in a neat little parcel, you'd bet...

Taming the Shrew

by libidinal on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

Finally I had gotten Dave to dump that bitch he had been seeing. Often Dave couldn’t really sense what was and wasn’t good for him. And even when he could, he’d find himself so weak-willed that he wasn’t able to do anything about it. His ex-girlfriend, the one I got him to dump, was a shrill, scheming cunt. Anyone could see through her, except Dave, that is....

Mrs. Grant's Daughter

by handysolo on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The Life of Ian Devure: P.I. Ian was in over his head. Things had been getting sticky on his present-case, and there were more people involved than he felt comfortable with. This tight-little dame named Maessa Grant, had hired Ian at a welcoming wage, to find her missing husband. He wasn’t kidnapped, that was disproved by the bank accounts being empty the d...

Secrets of Buttermilk Falls

by justincbenedict on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

Bunky and Skip, two waiters at the Golden Spoon, Buttermilk Fall's Cajun restaurant, stared at the couple. "He's kind of geeky, Four Eyes there, to be with a chick who looks like that," Bunky said, but Skip had noticed the Adam's apple on the "chick" and wasn't surprised...she was hot, but it was still disgusting! Ellis McKeigue shook his head as his fri...

Spanking Bri

by ti2xgr on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

Here I stood with my dick trying it's best to rip a hole in my boxers. Before me Brianne stood buck naked, with her legs splayed leaning forward her hands clinging tightly to the brick half wall in my living room. Her huge tits dangling beneath her body, her head bowed she finally spoke. "Master, please punish me for what I did. Please make me sorry I didn't...

Letter from Jarretsburg

by justincbenedict on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Dear Shoeblossom: Most of my life, I've been known for bad skin and worse work habits. But Amaretto, my wife loves me anyway "You're good for nothing, Zits, but unlike the other bums in the neighborhood you don't bother to take my purse in the bathroom...you dip in it right in front of me...at least you're no phony!" One day Amaretto came home from work gr...

I Belong to The Band

by VitalWalt on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

Writing this will help me, I hope, I pray. Getting it down on paper will keep me from going out tonight and finding those three bitches. I haven't been able to think about anything else all week, haven't done any school work, can't pay attention in class, although I do try to forget, (don't think of pink elephants) I can't. Instead I get a hard on and run ba...

The 70's Weren't All Care Free

by Stillherer on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

It was the 70's. Young, carefree, long-haired hippie, away from home, traveling around the country - having a ball. A couple guys I met and I decided to go for some beers. The local Y was in a sleazy part of town. So we ended up a pretty seedy bar which was hosting a rather bizarre strip show. At another table was an older guy that had been at the Y that aft...

Far Pangaea 29 : Troubled Waters

by SZENSEI on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Elle Franklin makes her way down into the bowels of the Ganthorian craft. Joining Jack Ramse and Cameron Scott in moving the scattered debris around their indoor lagoon. Reaching them she notes the two men moving large metallic tubes that were empty of whatever contents used to be stored in them. "What are we doing Fellas?" Jack nudges her aside as he and...

Obtaining Relief

by PTWinters on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This Story takes place with the world of "The Great 48", where men are required by law to orgasm at least once every 48 hours. I have loads more of stories within this world if you're interested. Let me know what you think... * Leo backed away from his computer screen. It was nearly 10pm, and after three solid days of work, meal replacement bars and sti...