Shit Puke Stories

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Nathan Cums Over To Play

by sweetie_sultry_sub on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

It was a warm summer morning, I woke up at 7 AM, and the sun was beaming in the windows as if they were spotlights from the heavens sent just to wake me up. The birds were chirping, the sweet aroma of Honeysuckle and Lavender filled the breeze that whispered in through my bedroom window, and the bouquet filled my nostril and caused me to stir pleasantly. It...

The Puddle Says It All Ch. 1

by P. B. Walker on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Staying after hours to meet a deadline was nothing new to Amanda. Most people would hate it, but Amanda chose to look at the benefits rather than get upset about it. For one thing, with the office deserted, she worked faster and without interruption, usually completing her task in half the time it would normally take during the busy workday. It also meant sh...

My Diary Pg. 107

by WyldKarde_ on Sep 12, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

My junior year of college I had this roommate, Justin, who was a complete screw up. Now, don't get me wrong, I like to party and I got more than my share of partying done while I was in school, but Justin never seemed to come up for air. He was always the last person to leave a party, assuming he didn't drink himself unconscious and wind up crashed out on so...

Be Careful What You Ask For

by Alesandro69 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Not in my wildest dreams could I have hatched the scheme on my own. Not without Zelda. She was my brother's girlfriend, you see. She turned me onto it. But not directly, more in a motivational sense. I went to visit my brother at school. He was studying psychology or something like that. He just moved into an over sized apartment complex with a funny numbe...

Pauline's Anniversary

by Just Plain Bob on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Author's note. If the "N" word upsets you give this one a pass. The day had been an extremely productive one for me. I landed two new clients and closed a mega-deal with another and my boss took me out to celebrate. We had a couple of drinks at the lounge across the street from our office building and then he took me to his favorite titty bar where he paid...

The Boys Earn Their Treats

by spicedream on Sep 15, 2017
Mature

I was playing basketball on the corner park by the courthouse. I go down there pretty often with my friend, Tom. It's our final summer before heading to school and we don't have money to travel. There's not much to do but shoot hoops and smoke weed on the park. It's not so bad, when I'm not playing ball I'm reading piles of books or playing around on my dad'...

Someone Older and Wiser

by aznsunbeam on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

I rolled onto my stomach and looked into Jeff's blue eyes. Jeff is my boyfriend of almost a year. I know every girl says they have the best boyfriend in the world, but I really do. Let me explain: Jeff and I have been dating for almost a year and I'm still a virgin. Sure, we've done other things, but he hasn't scored that homerun yet. It's not that I don't w...

Becky Goes Black Ch. 01

by CertifiedHeat on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

(Author's Note: All fictional characters depicted in this story are at least 18 years old.) "Nice ass, Becky!" Marcus yelled from the top of his lungs from the other side of the school's hallway, directing his crass comment at me. Fucking prick. I hated Marcus. I dealt with him enough throughout high school. It was senior year, and I was still dealing wi...

Salvaging A Bad Date

by scarfaccio on Sep 1, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Jesus, what a let down. I'd met her about two days ago. I was having lunch with a buddy of mine in midtown. We were having our usual after lunch drinks and by the third martini a stunning blonde walked in with a friend. They sat a few seats away at the bar. "Shit, she's looking at you," said Itai. "Say something." I glanced down the bar and sure enough thi...

The Getting Lucky Guy

by juanwildone on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Chapter One "Oh my God! You're the 'Getting Lucky Guy.' I just love your ... your ... (Internet celebrity generally occurs without any direct association of talent. so confusion isn't unexpected) You ... are ... so ... funny (When in doubt - funny works.) Wow, it's true - you really are bigger in real life." She giggled at the 'bigger' comment then gave me...