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Slow Learner

by The_Maniacal_Nymph on Apr 3, 2018
Letters & Transcripts

I must admit you took me by surprise the other night, when you stopped by and pulled your dick out right in my face. You say you are a Slow Learner, but that is bullshit; what you are is a silly little boy in a man's body. You have been playing games with me off and on for months, in this odd little text-message safe-zone bubble, saying all the right things...

Alene Raven's New Life Ch. 02

by neolim on Jun 6, 2018
Fetish

Suddenly, she felt a movement in her pants, she removed them. Looking back at her was a small cock. Her hand moved to her mouth to muffle a terrified scream. She couldn't believe it, a cock? Where is her beautiful pussy? "This must be a dream," she muttered to herself. She went to the bathroom to wash her face. Hoping, no, wishing this was all a very bad...

Scat Lessons Pt. 01

by Gamahooch on Jul 4, 2018
BDSM

Sam Gates was a divorced 42 year old lawyer, living in southern California. His sex with his ex had been uneventful. She would allow cunnilingus but did not seem to really enjoy it. The handful of times his tongue had gone south towards her anus she would immediately tell him it was off limits. She was a little shocked that a man would enjoy the taste "down...

Emma Stone Gets Messy at The Oscars

by clazzjoud on Jul 4, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"And the Oscar goes to Emma Stone" These words had been uttered almost an hour ago, but Emma Stone could barely believe it. She went through her press interviews afterwards with her head positively in the clouds. Nothing as surreal had ever happened to her as winning the Oscar for Best Actress. She was instructed to go to a private room after the interview...

Kayla Ch. 03

by catden on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

When I finally arrived at Kayla's bedroom (crawling takes longer than walking), the scene I saw was surprising. Dave was sitting in a chair beside the bed. His hands were tied behind him and he had a ball gag shoved into his mouth. Jose was lying on his back on Kayla's bed and Kayla was on top of him, straddling his cock and riding it like it was a bucking b...

Megan Ch. 01

by miketodd on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

As dorky as it sounds, I guess I noticed her for the first time in band class. I knew her before that, but she dated one of my friends, big polar bear of a guy. I knew her as his unassuming girlfriend, always there but never remarkable. He went off to college though, and all of a sudden Megan looked totally different to me. I always knew she had pretty blue...

Got The Girl

by Hygeine on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is my first attempt at any type of Erotic story. So please leave me comments or email me with tips. I hope to write more chapters and stories. Thanks, "Hygiene." * I was twenty-two years old. I was from a college town in Alabama. I was a musician and never had any trouble getting girls. A couple of friends and I were always fans of the bands Phish a...

Good Fight, Great Sex

by Lovetolisten on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I. Am. Furious. I was supposed to meet my fiancé at this party after work. I was able to leave early so I am here about an hour before he thought I would be...obviously. Given the fact that I found him on the back terrace with a leggy brunette pushed up against the railing with his hand under her skirt and her tongue down his throat. BASTARD. Rather than...

Thrice

by readcarefully on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My husband is a man. That means he's as bright as his dick allows him to be. The fact that I trained him early has a lot to do with it. Not to mention he's got three brothers. I was handed a clean slate that had only learned how to buy pads at the drug store from the girls he dated long enough to see through a period or two. Frustrating at times, for sure, b...

The Wilderness

by AlyssaBabe on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I had been out there for a couple hours in the heat. The desert is the absolute worst place for your car to die. I took a long drink from a water bottle as I looked at my engine. My battery had just decided to die. Perfect. I saw a humvee driving toward me. Thank God! I flagged it down, knowing I really didn't have to. The guy in it hopped out. "Engine t...