(Note:The following essay was meant as a curiosity, or even a joke. Certainly, I've yet to come across anything comparable that's been written. The reader should be forewarned that there is nothing the least bit erotic below, aside from the excerpts from "Friday Night"; if anything, in fact, these pages are likely to lessen your enjoyment of erotic stories....
Whether you are a newbie or experienced Literotica inhabitant, it's very easy to get overwhelmed by the sheer volume of stories. When I first started visiting this site, I had absolutely no idea where to start. The stories on the top lists have been criticized as being products of a popularity contest, so I have ignored ratings completely when compiling this...
As The Rolling Stones famously said, "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..." Not exactly; the first is a lie, but the second might just be true. I've been a writer here at Literotica since 2014, with a body of work that wanders through a number of categories; but I'm neither a master of, nor a citizen in, any single category....
It all begins when I would cut a deal with a local merchant that specializes in sex toys on the corner of Oak and Main St., one with a great reputation for selling bedroom apparel, fancy bedding, and a host of liquid stimulants. After the deal was completed with a strong handshake and a pat on the back. I managed to store my emotions and race from the tiny...
Perhaps I have been living in a delusional world and no one bothered to tell me. The fact remains that when I purchase a book with the lofty title of "The Best American Erotica 2005", edited by Susie Bright, I expect the stories to titillate at least or arouse at most. Sadly, this was not the case for me. I will not argue my point with all the people out th...
As I'm writing this, there are over 100,000 stories on Literotica in over thirty categories. The stories on Lit seem to fit into a bell curve. There are a lot of mediocre stories, a few really bad ones, and a few truly excellent ones. Of course, that's all accounting for taste. No one has the same taste in stories, and while a story might leave one person pa...
How To Deal With... So, you've finally gotten your story posted on Literotica. First, my congratulations to you. For authors -- those who live for it, those who dabble, or those who are just testing the waters -- it's an accomplished feeling, right? If you're like me, you're never completely satisfied with how it turns out, but that finished project has a w...
HEY CABBY! (Friday Afternoon) I believe that after we'd eaten we walked around town maybe another hour. The rude comments were actually turning both of us on. Now and then a strap would slip off her shoulder and a tittie would be be completely exposed briefly. Dollie was complaining that her feet were burning. There were a few cabs parked ahead. I leaned i...
Just a short story about an author beginning to write erotic stories. Thanks again to 'Omegazone' for editing my story. Not a lot of sex, but some humor. This story will be a dialog between a husband and his wife. H=Husband, W=Wife * H-As I was sitting at the computer in my office, I have a home office, my wife appeared at the door. W-What are you doing?...
"Is this your first time here?" The young woman asked. "No, we've been through New Orleans several times." Mike answered but was quickly interrupted by Jan. "The key word there is through," Jan smiled at the young lady as she spoke, then looked back at Mike, "he thinks that if he gets near a place that he's been there." "Really? Well, you've got to spen...