This is a parody... It is not real This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon *** I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...
Chapter 66 Val Completes Her Plans and More The day after Val formed the Wilmington Women's Club, she gave a great deal of thought to just how the club should proceed. Nursing her martini, she considered several possibilities. She had told the women the club would be used to have great sex and they had all quickly agreed. Okay, but just what constitute...
Nell is a barmaid at a saloon frequented by Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Here she recounts some of her favorite times with the boys. ===== Butch and Sundance are two of my favorite fellas. As you know, they are always on the run, but being the good guys that they are, they always make it a point to drop by their old friend Nell and pay their respect...
(I was putting in some pot lights and crown moulding for this fancy mansion on the hill, and happened to meet an old friend I knew from my trailer park days. I said I was surprised to see her living there, and she was only too happy to tell me her story. I thought she was very mean but she said I could make her story public. I think it says somewhere that je...
When I married my sexy little wife in 1962 I knew that she was the sexiest most exciting woman that I had ever seen in my entire life. Little did I know that she would also become the most sexually active woman that I had ever heard about? Nancy became even more sexually active than many of the women working as full time prostitutes, something that she wou...
Jack was still wondering how he found himself in this position. He had just finished looking at himself in the mirror, dressed in a nice shirt, tie, and a freshly pressed pair of slacks. He walked out of the bathroom, into the kitchen to grab his car keys and wallet before getting in his car and heading over to Angie's house. On his way over he thought about...
Ch. 11 - A Long BDSM Session At The Club. March 28th, 7:30pm - BDSM session with Maria, Joan and Sue at the club. I ask Sue if she still wants to try a spanking. She says yes so I tell her we will take care of her before we go to the club. At 7:30pm, she walks out of her bedroom naked. Damn, she's fucking hot! Vanessa and I are in our Dom gear and sitting...
Here we are, Babs, two seats. This reminds me of the days when we used to sneak out of college to the coffee shop in the high street. I don't know about you but I am going to have a cappuccino with lots of froth and lots of chocolate. How about you? Just a latte -- are you sure? What about one of those chocolate eclairs? No? I hope you didn't mind me calling...
With twenty thousand of dollars in my bank account from having sex with Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Geena Davis, and Susan Sarandon, a brand new Ferrari that Cher had bought me, and after doing Jamie Lee Curtis and Kelly Preston for free, I was thinking about retiring. I figured, at least, that I'd take a couple of weeks and drive down to Florida...
"Bobby, be quiet, there's a news bulletin on the radio." "What do they mean? UFO?" Bobby asked. "Shh, shut up and listen or I'll box your ears, send you up to your room without dinner, or worse...make you wear a checkered shirt to school tomorrow, now be quiet, I'm trying to hear what they're saying!" Helen Bendover listened intently to the news broadcast...