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"H-hello Beatrice," Timothy managed to stutter as he reached out in kind to embrace her. As her form approached him, Timothy could see how tall she actually was in these heels. He was looking straight into the tops of her breasts, which were rapidly approaching him. Before he knew it, his face was squished up against them as they embraced. He could feel the...
I was sitting out in the sunroom, relaxing on a heated lounge chair with a mimosa, wearing only my favorite thick terry robe - its light pink fuzziness enveloping my nakedness. I'd opened a few windows, and the cool midday breeze drafted over my face and cleavage, contrasting sharply to the comfortable warmth I otherwise enjoyed. The only other sounds at the...
The companies and products in this are invented names. ***** "Hi, I'm from the CBMorph Corporation. can I tell you about our new product range quickly?" asked the charming smart trendy young woman, stopping my girlfriend, Kim and I on the way to the shops. She opened her pamphlet, and my face dropped at what I saw. Kim beamed a big smile. In front of us w...
My name is Theodore James Madder. My friends and family members call me TJ. It's my favorite nickname. The hero of this tawdry little tale. I'm a seven-foot-tall young black man living in the combative and competition-obsessed city of Brockton, Massachusetts. These days, I'm doing many exciting things. I'm a freelance writer for the infamous newspaper called...
Sometimes there is just no possible way to explain how something happens to you. For instance, you are sitting in a parking lot, minding your own business, when from out of nowhere a driverless car hits you from behind. Think that can't happen? It can. I know it. It happened to me in the parking lot of a grocery chain while talking on my cell phone. My car...
(This is the third short story in a series. The first was Bob and Bigfoot, and the second was Bob and the Wife.) "Oh, my," said Diane. Her pink tongue caressed her red lips, she felt her heart fluttering, and, truth of truths, she felt a little wet down below. She had always wanted a woman, but had never had the courage. Often she had dreamed about Barbar...
Arguments & Alterations: Twins Edition By: Ragnarok385 "Jesus Liz would you hurry up, we're going to miss our reservations." A muffled yell came from an adjacent room as Jessi quietly snickered. Turning to her guests she sighed, "I told her summer was going to come pretty quick-" A handbag suddenly flew in Jessi's direction eliciting a yelp in su...
Passion in James County XV: Ben and Nancy Tim walked into Alex's office. "I got the reports from Jamestown P.D. on their interviews with the two women the principal told us Morris was dating," he said. "They amount to anything?" Alex asked. Tim frowned and shook his head. "The stories both women tell are pretty much the same," he said. "Both of them saw M...