MEMO From: Mr. Kilhoffer, assistant director, Division of Research and Development To: Ms. Johnson, v.p. for sales Re: Results of Field Test No. 3 for ''The Acme Reducer'' personal human-shrinkage kit. Ms. Johnson: Let me first re-iterate how honored I am to be part of this endeavor. Since the initial discovery six years ago of the human-shrinkage process...
My sister-in-law Julie was staying with us for a couple of weeks. She is a sales manager for a large software company and was supervising an upgrade for a major bank in our town. Julie is 35, tall, blonde and very outgoing. She's been married and divorced three times and always seems to be dating a new guy. My wife, Julie's younger sister by 6 years, is just...
These are based on persons that I have had the disadvantage to have known. The stories are based on facts that are real, with a great deal of distorting the facts to make a better story. At least better in my opinion. If anyone thinks they recognize themselves in these stories, then I truly pity them. SHE WAS NOT A PRETTY WOMAN She was not a pretty woman,...
MEMO From: Mr. Kilhoffer, assistant director, Division of Research and Development To: Ms. Johnson, v.p. for sales Re: Results of Field Test No. 3 for "The Acme Reducer" personal human-shrinkage kit. Ms. Johnson: Let me first re-iterate how honored I am to be part of this endeavor. Since the initial discovery six years ago of the human-shrinkage process...
As a business consultant I'm traveling most months of the year and usually to a different city every week. The majority of my nights are spent in a hotel room which can get pretty boring. Lucky for me, I would be spending my week in Miami, working with a large networking company which had put me up in a really nice suite on the beach. I was looking forward t...
Janet was sitting at the desk in her room doing her math homework. She had been working on it for close to two hours now, and was beginning to think that if she had to factor one more algebraic expression, she was going to bang her head on the wall until it began to bleed. So she picked up her paper and pencil and tossed them onto the floor below her. Then,...
Her email stated: “Arriving Miami on the 4th for ten days. Book me a room at the Delano with an ocean view. Shave your head bald. Wax your chest, pubes, and ass.” I hadn’t seen Lady Sarah in nearly a year, since I visited the UK. The Brits say the weather’s always bad there. I honestly couldn’t tell, since I spent the entire week locked in a dog crate in h...
My name is David Graham. I am forty-four year old man, I got married the late age of thirty nine. This is a little late to get married I know, but I was, and am still, good looking and in better shape then most men in their 20s. Did I forget to tell you that I am pretty well off financially too. I wont tell you what I do, it has set me up for life. With ev...
I loved her. I've always loved her. Oh I can still feel the smell of her perfume and the touch of the soft skin of her tiny hand, her bronzy body that tastes like a milky piece of chocolate, her curly black hair, her skinny jeans and shirts. Everything I've ever known about her still reminds me of that night, the 28th of November 2012. I can remember every...
I went down to the beach this morning and saw Pete. He was very curious about Shel and Bobby so I filled him in on our history. Needless to say, he was more than curious and couldn't wait to meet them. But after about a hour, I had to leave as I had had some errands to attend. Pete said that we would all meet at The Cornucopia at six-thirty. I was excited a...