*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
**Another lesson from Lovely Linda** How lucky can a guy get? He spends his first 18 years flying under the radar, average guy leading an average life. Then an angel comes into his life and it will never be the same again. Thankfully! My name is Tim Johnson, and I was that average guy. I was 5'11" and 155 pounds, brown hair and blue eyes. Not bad looking,...
Buttercup's skills extended far beyond the sensual as Sharon and Tracey became increasingly aware as they continued their tramp through the woods. It was she who told them how to orientate their progress on the map by reference to the position of the Sun and its height in the sky. This meant that they were able to get further away from the wall, which, as Bu...
Becca got her studio ready for her first customer after checking to make sure that Dean was also getting prepared. This was the first time she'd be trying something so new and different... and although she wasn't totally comfortable with all of it she definitely wasn't going to back down now. Her good friend Chelsea had some fantasies that she shared with...
My master dresses me in the morning. Black pumps, black pencil skirt, and a black turtleneck to conceal my collar. She washes me, shaves my legs. Puts on my lipstick. My glasses. We look like any other professional couple riding the train to work. My master reads the paper and I play hearts on my phone. The jostling makes the anal beads sing inside me. She...
As a tall, handsome young Black man in the lily-white world of BDSM in the Canadian Capital, Kelvin Browne knew from the get-go that he definitely had to assert himself. Too many brothers in that universe allowed themselves to be pigeonholed as bulls, mindless sexual brutes who existed to bang White women in front of their overly excited, and sometimes close...
Christina leaned her head against the airplane window, watching the country slip beneath her. The engines hummed quietly as she closed her eyes and fought back a creeping sleepiness. She had woken up at 5 that morning to make this flight. At the airport, she had smiled and hugged her parents as they congratulated her on her big interview. Her Mom had hugged...
"If it's put inside the turkey then it's called stuffing. If you cook it separately it's called dressing, and dressing is better. Why waste all the time sticking it up the turkey's ass?" said Nick as he grabbed a loaf of bread from the display. "That's just something someone made up. There is no real difference between the two. It's really a geographical is...
As a recent college grad in a time of new social norms, I wanted to create a new definition of how to live and what "normal" was. And so I moved far from home, to the city, and lived in a "co-op," where I rethought who I was. As a millennial I avoided stereotypes and labels. "I am going to explore!" Well, I had never been successful with women, so it was eas...
My name is Elisabeth MacLeod and I'm a sex therapist. I don't look like it, though. I'm a six-foot-six, bodacious dame with long blonde hair, pale green eyes and alabaster skin. Yeah, I'm a tall woman. One of the tallest in the Boston Area. And I am proud of it too. Just call me the Scottish Giantess. People come to me to help them solve their problems. Espe...