While driving north on Route One, we were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic around LA. The so-called expressway was slow and crowded with cars, trucks, motorcycles and buses. Horns were honking and exhaust was rising from cars that moved a few feet and then would not budge for five or so minutes. I thought about the people who drove this expressway everyday...
Chapter 11 - Psychopath, the Proposal, and End of a Voyage By mid-day on the ship, the sun was bright and the water calm as the Mistral made its way to Athkatla. The companions, minus Natalie, gathered in the males' cabin for a light meal and to discuss their options. Ahira had finally overcome his seas sickness and while still queasy he managed to eat a li...
Another delight by FantasyMan *** Cruising down the highway with my freshman girlfriend Wanda, I press the carphone dial and call my step-dad Dan letting him know we're close. "How far out are ya, Mickey?" he asks. "Twenty minutes, give or take," said Wanda, leaning into the microphone. "Is this the famous Daniel I've heard so much about?" She lifted her...
This is a three-part story of an encounter I had with a nudist girl and her family when I was home from college. . . . . . . . . . . My toes sank into the sand as I strolled along the shoreline. After a year in New England for college, the Southern California sun on my skin warmed me like a blanket. I hadn't been to this beach since the previous summer, an...
When I was 21 I got a little naughty with one of my moms friends. Her name was Theresa and I found her incredibly sexy. I would always come back to my parents house during the summer breaks while I was in college. I was always fit. I loved to work out and take care of my body. One afternoon my mom had a group over to plan a wedding shower for my aunt who...
Cheyenne, Wyoming. I'm hot, tired, and thirsty from a long drive, and I want to drink. I also want to bone. It's been awhile. While I'm checking in at the dumpy hotel I'm staying at in the shadow of the historic train depot, the Sikh who owns the place says I should check out a "gentlemen's club" on the outskirts of town called The Fool's Lair. He puts...
This is in no way a realistic adventure. It's when a mature Alice enters wonderland for the first time and makes peace with the quick decay into its smutty madness. This story is not for the prude of heart. It follows the original book more closely than you might expect; however, I did not copy anything directly from it outside a few character names. I took...
How stupid can I be? I should have seen this coming a mile away, but I missed it until it was too late. Now I'm a limp-dicked husband with a happy wife. Here's how it happened. Judy and I were on a vacation cruise trip when we met Ross and Dianna at dinner one evening when we shared a table. In the course of small talk, we discovered that we lived in the...
CHAPTER 33: EVE & STEVE'S ROAD TRIP Eve immediately offered her services as driver to make the 135 mile trip along the M6 to Windermere. Which raised the question of who would look after Ivan. His grandparents would be away in Benidorm the week of the charity launch so it looked as though our only option was to take him along. Then Sorrel - bless her, offer...
It was my sixtieth birthday. I was running my fifteenth half marathon in three hundred sixty-five days to qualify for the "Saturn" level in Half Fanatics. I could have gotten by with twelve, but I didn't want to just get in. The level below 'Saturn' is 'Uranus'. I know it's high school humor, but I didn't want to tell anyone I was 'Uranus,' so I did a few mo...