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Confessions of a Rust Belt Swinger 11

by QuazarMachismo on Sep 1, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Note: This stand-alone story is part of our continuing adventures in swinging. I hope that you find at least some of these stories humorous. Chapter 11: Sweaty Guy A big cock. Everyone seems to be infatuated with a big cock. A large rod. A huge pecker. A giant penis. Especially swingers. Why is that? I mean, lots of studies by respected scientists (wel...

The Exam

by TxScribe on Nov 20, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

A couple of years ago, after many years of working outdoors, I had a spot of skin cancer , but it was all good. Doc said that it was technically cancer, but wasn't the kind that spread. A little in-office surgery with a specialist took care of it. The prognosis was so good that I never really tried to go for any of the follow ups. Fast forward to today, afte...

First Date

by Mizilla on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Adelaide Jordan made chicken fried rice. Never mind it was two Michealina's frozen dinners and a large can of chicken. It was tasty cooked to tender perfection with some butter, season salt, cayenne and a few other spices that seemed right. Make a fresh salad, some cheesy garlic bread and put it all in a pretty looking bowl set to serve, taking the trash to...

Last Night in Vegas Ch. 01

by vegasgrammarchick on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

It was my last night in Vegas. I'd been there for a week and had gotten laid every night. Tonight, by buddies and I were starting the festivities at Cheetah's. Before meeting them in the limo in front of the Cosmopolitan, I took a shower and made sure no stubble had grown back on my balls yet. After my shower, I did a few sit ups and push-ups to get myself p...

Community Service Ch. 03

by davidmuleguy on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

Chapter 3. First-day blues: Earning my dole money -- in the Sock Room. Oh, great! This was all I needed! Just how bad could things get? Mrs Norma Newlove, my neighbour from hell, had actually come to the Sock Room to gloat over my hideous predicament ... And, of course, to change her dirty socks -- knowing that I was going to have to hand-wash them! "Hav...

Meeting Hal Holbrook

by sheepyboy on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. A request for a good friend in the US. ..well this certainly was a challenge. I hope I did it justice. As a teenage girl growing up in the 80s, I had never been one to follow the crowd. Nowhere was this more apparent than in the type of men I lusted after. Whilst my schoolmates filled their walls with posters of the...

Alison by the Sea

by SamScribble on Jul 15, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I'm not sure why Max chose me for Project Horatio. I was a city boy. My experience up until that point was all about urban renewal projects. My idea of water was the Thames. 'Are you sure that you want me to lead this?' I asked Max. 'Just think of it as Saint Katherine or Canary Wharf, but with the other side of the river being the coast of France,' Max sai...

Teresa's Torture!

by cuckoldbob on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

This is about the strange incident which began Mum's continued cuckoldry. I'd like to write and tell you the story of her first prostitution, which will be mentioned in other stories. This is when she originally committed adultery, by selling herself sexually, in the 80's. It is about a certain underground film that was made. I can describe it, now I've seen...

Cricket's Calamari Catharsis

by 2502kelly on Sep 18, 2017
First Time

There's always a straw that breaks the proverbial camel's back (no cruelty intended) and for Cricket, it was calamari. Calamari was her catharsis. She had recently discovered the succulent squid she loved eating so much were intelligent creatures; studies had proven they were as smart as dogs. "How can I eat something that has the same intelligence as my f...

Between The Lines Ch. 06

by mitchfren on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

14 Okay, for those who haven't really been paying attention, I'll go over it again very quickly. My name is Jack de Ladd. It used to be Bert Smith but I had it changed. I'm a comedian (although a lot of people who've paid to see me perform may dispute that), and I've had a few ups and downs. Actually, I've had very few 'ups' and a ridiculous number of 'd...