Some of you are wondering who's sperm got Jodie Foster pregnant, and how it got in her. It is quite a story, so get a beer, some chips, and sit the fuck back and listen. This cockbreaths is a no-shitter. When Hinkley shot the President, Casey of CIA was briefed within eight minutes. Jodie Foster's name was mentioned by the suspect. Casey remembered that she...
Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3, Testing... By DDDDave "Big Tits, Big Dicks and Fantasy Fucking" (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) Sitting on my favorite bench I watched as college cuties paraded by. Short skirts, tight shorts, cut off tee shirts, skin tight knit tube tops. All the girls were wearing sexy clothes to class....
Jocelyn's apartment was exactly what I asked Mrs White not to put in, all glass and chrome, good for show but not for comfort, but then that was her profession, practicality negative, show plus, plus. She wasted no time starting to undress, right on entry, she threw the jacket thing she was wearing on a chair and started unbuttoning her blouse as she made d...
Twenty seven dollars and sixteen cents. That was the balance of their check book. The net worth of two people, accumulated over 20 years of marriage. The number had rattled through his sodden brain for the hours he should have spent sleeping. He had wanted to count sheep, but instead all he could count were the pennies stored in the credit union. Their total...
"I think Jinmin's a size-queen," Jane said. "Who's the biggest dick in our stable?" Koh looked at her, puzzled. Jesus Christ, she thought to herself, Herman would know the answer right away. This was going to be a challenge. Koh had been following her around for two whole days, looking forlorn, unsure of his place. Jane was too busy to train, whereas with Ma...
It was the senior women’s hockey semi final game between Alberta and Ontario. It was a rough and chippy game. Bill expected some hostilities as both teams beat the crap out of each other in the round robin play. Bill and his BC crew were looking to finish off their weeklong assignments with a bang. This would be their last game because Team B.C. had won thei...
Lisa doodled on her notepad, tuning out what the head honcho was saying. She hated these quarterly meetings, but was forced to attend because she was the team leader for the wait staff. She had not wanted to be a waitress again, but this was the only job an eighteen year old could get while in college. The hours were crappy, the pay mediocre. The only brig...
Judgement ---- The trio had settled down by their campfire, stressed out by the events of a long day. The lazy crackling of the wood and the chirping of crickets were the only sounds that could be heard as the night sky shone bright under a canopy of trees. Talos stared morosely into the flames as Alanna looked on him with a frown. Casiama was playing wi...
King David summoned Marlin. “Anounce my Betrothal to the Fair Lady 999999”, he said. “AT LAST, Sire, the population will be pleased, for you are a good and gracious King, we have no wars, poverty or sickness in the land, everybody leads a fufilled life in Cumalot, unlike Camelot next door, always warring”, Marlin said. “Youre’e right my good man, but kee...
"He was crying Luis, he is scared." She looked at the lifeless form sitting over the roof as he looked down at the nightlife that went on under them like traffic of cattle being herded into the building they were above. She looked down without anything else to say. A glimmer of anger showing in her tone as she took a step forward and then called out once mor...