Size Matters, A Real Sex Xtra - Part Two. Directed by Patti Kaplan. * * * * * This show is a documentary presented by HBO. The third segment, called Ladies' Night, begins with dance music and two black men strutting onto the stage. They are male strippers and an audience of 100+ black women cheers them on. A woman named Lady Simzie states that she puts...
[Setting the scene: the events of this chapter take place at Dunharrow. Aragorn, who Éowyn has unsuccessfully tried to seduce, and the rest of his Rangers will depart for the Paths of the Dead in the morning.] For Éowyn, the next few moments passed in a sort of delirium. The brothers pulled free of their respective orifices, momentarily leaving her alone on...
It didn't end well. But the journey wasn't without its highlights. I had dated Carol, the ex, for nearly five years before we married. We had met in high school. I had reservations about marrying her, which is, I suppose, common. But she had raised (practically) several nieces and nephews and, having come from a large family, could cook great for such a you...
Size doesn't matter. It's how you use it that matters. Right? That's the polite, I-love-you-just-the-way-you-are angle to play with a guy. I know that. I'm a guy. But times change. Though face-to-face, I think females probably maintain their polite facade, but more and more, the media is abuzz with talk that is quite contrary. Size does matter. With tha...
Since my last essay about How To Have a Successful Cuckold Relationship was such a smashing success, and since most of the men who commented acknowledged that the were 'small' in the dick department, I thought it might be appropriate to talk a little about this subject. So let me first do a little house cleaning. My husband and I practice a cuckold relation...
I've always envied chaps lucky enough to be favourably endowed with a decent cock. Mine, you see, resembles a small uncooked chipolata cut in half and has always caused me to take a modest stance when discussing one's genitalia with friends. I guess I was towards the back of the queue when our good Lord dished them out. But I have seen no reason to tell por...
I've got a problem, most men wouldn't consider it a problem, but I do. Many men think that size matters, it does to some extent, but just like how breasts can get too big, your penis can too. I was "blessed" with a 15" cock that is as big around as Pringles can. I know what you're thinking, "Wow, he has a giant cock, he must get lots of women!" This isn't...
Paula was enjoying the hot springs pool and her vacation. She found it so relaxing to come to the hot springs and simply soak. She had been in the pool for about half an hour when she saw Simon. Simon was the son of the innkeepers where Paula was staying. The inn was more of a bed and breakfast than anything else but the local rules stated that anything tha...
If you are a guy you need to stop reading. No seriously. This is not the movie for you. It's a chick flick and this will only be boring for you. Well no, actually, I'm wrong. There are a few things that you'd like about this movie. There is nudity. Yes, nudity. The movie has naked breasts, naked women, naked men, oh and you do see a hard cock. The movie is r...
Prologue: Once again I like to remind everyone this is a continuous story presented in multiple parts so I recommend reading at least the preceding chapter (or part). As I explained before, each chapter usually starts where the last left off, but minus any background. Which the lack of could make the narrative difficult to follow, or understand. As always,...