DEFICIT REDUCTION Two women sat in the office lunchroom, both had salads. They had been sharing lunch and life histories for over a month now. Julia had bragged about her almost perfect marriage to her college professor husband. Sheila, the new girl, challenged the perfection of her marriage and got Julia to admit their sex life was getting stale. Sheila wa...
VALERIE I was packing my suitcase in preparation to go to my tenth-year high school reunion. I was being careful not to pack any special lingerie or items that my husband might think suspicious. That was okay by me because I did not plan to be intimate with any of the likely attendees. What I was worried about was my husband's concern over my re-connecting...
"Hello." "Is this Jimmy Pearson?" "No, my name is Jimmy Greyhawk. My wife Connie kept her maiden name, Pearson." "Well, this is Doctor Saheed Alwari. Six months ago, your wife and I started to have an affair here at the hospital." "What?! Is this a joke?" "No, she was one fine piece of ass and great cocksucker. Listen I don't have time. The reason I cal...
THE RETURN OF JACK DANIELS Author's note: This is a sequel to Yin-Yang, a short, weird tale. You probably would enjoy this one better if you read it first. I had a hard time and many drafts before I came up with this. Hope you enjoy. The end of Yin-Yang: Jack was vacationing after he had killed a mother and son who had used Jack to steal the inheritance fr...
Oscar Vinson spent most of his time in prison either in solitary or in the infirmary. Convicted sex abusers of children have trouble making it out alive. His minor martial arts skills were no match for the numbers and the street fighting skills of his various assailants. Somehow, he gave a good account of himself and managed to survive the beatings, torture,...
"Honey, please consider it. It would really help our finances." "Amber, I just hate the thought of you working at Hooters, prancing around, your boobs flopping up and down, and your butt getting pinched by a bunch of dirty old men." "Raymond, I fought off the fraternity boys at a bar when I was in college. I can take care of myself." "It's just so dangero...
I AM A SIMPLE MAN EMMA "Jane? Can you come over? I'm feeling really lonely right now." "Sure. Is it okay if I bring Thomas too? He cares about you too." "Of course. I appreciate what both of you has done to help me until Harrison comes back." My husband, Harrison, had gone on a special assignment for the accounting firm he worked for. He had asked for t...
MI CASA, SU CASA "Warren, have you taken the garbage out yet?" "No, they don't pick up until noon tomorrow. I'll put the garbage out when I go to work in the morning." "It's better to do something when you think about it. I would be just like you to forget in the morning. Then I would have to do it." (Whispering) Heaven forbid you might have to do someth...
Cal Turner here. Not much in my background worth mentioning. Average man with average desires: loving wife, good job, and kids. My beautiful wife, Helen, had similar interests, or so I thought. My story is about when I found out my wife and I did not share as many interests as I thought. It started one dark and stormy night - not really. I've just always wa...
You may have noticed that there are a few places around your house where dust gathers and gets overlooked by the person (i.e., wife/girlfriend) who normally does the dusting. Examples include places like high shelves, behind the TV screen, fragile antiques, the lower rungs of chairs and windows. I know a lot about window dust since I run the window replaceme...