Skunk Fart Stories

4,139 results
Orientation
Length
Source
Infinite Scroll

Something Stupid This Way Comes

by kurrginatorX on Nov 27, 2017
Humor & Satire

I jes' turnt twunny-one an' muh Pa tol' me that crops was bad this year, so he couldn't gimme much o' nuthin', but he gimme five bucks an' tol me ta go inta town an' have myself a good time. On the way there I saw Uncle Odell. He asked whut I was doin' an' I tol him, an' he gimme five more dollars and said, "Follow Main Street to Willow, take a left, and thr...

The Worst Smell

by RANDYCRIME on May 14, 2020
Fan Fiction

Contains: hypermess, hyperstink ____ DONG! DONG! DONG! The church bell signaled that it was 3 PM in the quaint suburban neighborhood of Fouler Hill. Cars rolled along steadily in the streets, a dog or two here and there poking their heads out of the windows. An old couple crossed the street where a school bus stopped to release some children, who raced each...

Open in Reader

My Girlfriend's Sister Pt. 03.2

by NoblePursuit9 on Nov 18, 2019
Fetish

So there i was fast asleep in my own dreams. I remember i was having this particular recurring dream where I'm running on a nondescript plane. The background is white, and the ground is white with no discernable boundaries or features that would suggest there is an end to the void. No matter how far I run, I always seem to fall in an invisible pitfall that f...

Way over The Line...

by Jckpnsvg on Nov 20, 2018
Loving Wives

WTF? What's going on here? Why am I strapped down in this chair? Fuck my head is fuzzy. Why does my face feel cold and sticky? The room smells like sex, where am I? Shit, it looks like my guest room. Where's my wife? Where's Doreen? I'm 41 and married to the most beautiful woman I know. Course she's very high maintenance, daddy's little angel you know? I me...

Mayfair Lady

by NoJo on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Hello. I want to tell you a story. I swear to you it's all perfectly true, which of course is a promise that means absolutely nothing coming from a fictional character like me. Yes, that's right, I'm fictional. My name is Henry. Henry Higgins. I was created by my Author, Sub Joe. Joe himself is, of course a nom de plume, so he in a way, is fictional too. No...

Polska Blood Sucka Phucka Ch. 02

by soupwarsproject on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

All Day Long #2 The second chapter of this saga has less morally or stylistically redeeming qualities than chapter one. I apologize for our first encounter, but I was warming up my rhymes like the sunrise in the beaches of San Juan. The second day of my little trip begins with a mouth-bang stereotype, it continues with a jovially gay Joycean moment, and it...

A Weekend Getaway

by ridgeman37334 on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Horror

Finally giving in to Todd's persistent efforts, Dana agreed tospend the weekend with him at Clingman's Dome, a towering limestone mountain which was pock-marked with caves and surrounded by rustic cabins and a national forest. Both of them found excuses to leave work early on a Friday afternoon and they arrived at the cabin after about an hour's drive to th...

Prom Date Ch. 01

by lilactwist on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

It actually was my high school reunion. I don't know how I agreed to come here, but I did. Nearly 30 years, man we're all older. I had to be on the coast for business, those high school friends I'm still in touch with from the Northwest, upstate New York, Michigan, and midtown all agreed we should go to this one. We had a fairly good time during the cockta...

Badge of Dishonor Ch. 18

by D.C. Roi on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Passion In James County X Badge of Dishonor By D.C. Roi Chapter eighteen Nancy Burke answered the knock on her door, her heart pounding. She was sure Bud Dickinson, her crude teen-age neighbor, had come back to demand more sex from her. She opened the door and was surprised to find two men in suits standing on her porch. The older man held up a leather c...

Breeding in the Club

by AmethystMare on Dec 3, 2017
NonHuman

This is a short work of erotic fiction containing furry, or anthropomorphic, characters, which are animals that either demonstrate human intelligence or walk on two legs, for the purposes of these tales. It is a thriving and growing fandom in which creators are prevalent in art and writing especially. ***** The Twelve Kinks of Christmas Breeding - Writt...