In the deep, dark cold reaches of space a giant gaping radiant black hole rested, bright webs of crackling electricity constantly surging from the active space oddity to which N.A.S.A. has kept a close eye on for the past several months. Morbid curiosity soon fueled bold determination to find out what lies on the other side of that wormhole, thus the The Val...
Getting it off my chest again More rants from DirtyJoe Yep it is me again, DirtyJoe. How have you all been? Well I have been pretty darn good lately but that doesn't mean I still don't have issues to discuss. This time I will be asking questions that I hope I get answers too. Does anyone else find the United Nations a little messed up? I mean how do you g...
Dear Mother and Dad, I am afraid I made a mistake at work last week and now find myself once again unemployed. I am sure you will agree with my actions when you hear the whole story. My boss is furious with me but I cannot say I care right now; he is not a very nice man like the one everyone thinks... Hope your having a great holiday, I am sorry about the k...
Being on an academic scholarship, there was no time to procrastinate. All the other girls were busy debating which party to crash or what lingerie to wear. Cat ears or bunny? Decisions, decisions. Amber rushed past them to the library, laptop and textbooks slung over her shoulder. Though it was Halloween, Professor Pembre still had a paper on 18th Century Ro...
I am a terrible friend. I covet my best friend's husband. The rumors say that men talk about sex all the time with each other. I nailed this girl last night. She was such a hot piece of ass. Men have nothing on women. We get specific, and not just on the macro, but the micro level. I close my eyes and picture you naked. Because of Karen's detailed descrip...
We have some new neighbours, Jan and Steve. They're friendly enough, I guess. Jan is cute. She blonde and in her early twenties. Very early. Steve is somewhat older, around thirty. Personal opinion, he caught her while she was still young and naïve. Not hard to do because my assessment of her is that she's still young and naïve. One other thing. Steve will...
Friday nights were made for hunting. I'm sure all the real hunters out there know exactly what I'm feeling. Damon is the name. I'm a big and tall black man living in Atlanta. Hunting is my favorite sport in all the world. Fasten your seat belts because it's going to be a bumpy ride. I went to visit my favorite woman, this plump chick who goes by the name of...
It seems there is a bizarre standard for which females are judged. I would like to share some of my insights, and observations, because, after all, I am a man. Let's start with the physical dimension first. We usually do anyway. Hair. I've seen crew cuts look sexy, as well as hair down to there. From the lightest of blondes, to the blackest of black, and e...
The guy was drunk as hell, Lisa. I saw him at the burger place down the street. He seemed to remember me. He had a wild story. I don't know how this person thought he could trust me. I mean, I know him from from around town, he's always friendly, asks me if I want to get toasted, and I say no thank you. But, I thought you would enjoy the little story he rela...
Amber, my beautiful young neighbor and now my wife, and I have been going at it hot and heavy for the past four years, now. Since she gave herself to me that first time. We just celebrated our first wedding anniversary, or "anal-versary," as we call it!!! It all started at our wedding, when I was introduced to my lovely bride's young cousin. "Chris, I'...