Here are a few more delicious electrons for you to self-abuse yourself to. Since I'm closer to the end of this series than the beginning, I hope you can get your nut off reading this. Once again, I must remind you that if you're too young to read this in your jurisdiction, or if it's just plain illegal, please don't read this. If you want to catch up on this...
You've come to me for your dick tax? Perfect. You're require to pay me for having an insufferable and disappointing penis. The smaller you are, the more you pay. Embarrassing, I know. If your cock is eight inches, you may send $35. If your cock is seven inches, $45. You may increase $10 per inch subtracted. So if your cock is 4 inches, $75. You'll pay on you...
They traded them. Frion and his best friend, for two of this tribe's weakest hunters. They had three months to prove their usefulness. Frio was about average height, skinny, with brown hair and a not-quite-full beard. Gisho, his best friend, was as skinny as him, but a full head taller, and less hairy, which was odd among even their own kind. He felt unnec...
You're at an open pool party that someone from your local community college is hosting not too far from your house, people ranging from the most popular kids in the school to even the shyest kids who have never spoken to anyone. You're laying down on a lawn chair minding your business when you see her walk by, her bikini being a white top that does not hide...
The horniest man I ever knew was Dick. He was 32, had been divorced for two years, and was making up for lost time. The easy availability of inexpensive sex in Bangkok, Thailand drives many men into a sexual frenzy and Dick was one of them. By all accounts, he had been a good husband but, after his divorce and assignment to a job in Bangkok, he got into sex...
Wendy was running late; she grabbed her keys from the hook on the wall and as she opened the door, the phone rang inside the house. "Damn it," she swore, turning back around and laying her large purse on tile counter. "Hello?" she said, answering with a pleasant voice she had to force. "Hey Wendy, it's me," she heard her husband say from the other e...
We were complete without energy and as it was last day we decided to go to SPA and use some services we left on a side. We got to reception and start to read a brochure. "I would like to go to the sauna, " said Rosie, but neither I or Jane wanted to go. "For me, the only thing I can accept now is a nice gentle massage. Look it says -hot massage! What is th...
I love hunting. Next to fishing it is one of my favorite pastimes. Being out in the woods and fresh air, pitting your intelligence against the instincts of an animal. Sounds easy, except that they do it every day and you're playing on their turf. Makes it much more difficult than most people think. When a buddy called from Colorado with a chance to go elk hu...
Andrew smiled at me as he held up two pairs of skimpy speedos, one for each of us. "So we've got to wear these," he said. "That's the condition they've laid down." My jaw pretty much hit the floor. "Are you serious?" I asked. "No fucking way am I wearing a fucking speedo dude! That shit's fucking gay." I'd been so into the idea of going round to Andrew's...
When the store where Lila worked as a commercial artist closed and she needed to get another job she followed many leads that turned out to be dead ends. The ad for a maid seemed like a long shot, and certainly not what she really wanted, but times were tough and jobs were scarce, so she made an appointment for an interview. Now she was near the end of the i...